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Name: Alexander Tork

Bio: A few facts about me:* I now write articles for the Alternative Chronicle under my real name, "Kenny Cooper".  Please, Google it and read my stuff.  I tend to work hard on those articles and nobody really reads them.* "Alexander Tork" isn't my real name.  It's just a pseudeonym I use on the internet because I hate my real name and I'm paranoid that the Annuaki will discover who I really am and off me before I can twart their plans of conquering the planet before me.* My favorite characters (in no real order) are Iron Man, Spider-Man, Batman, Dr. Doom, and Lex Luthor.* My favorite writers are Grant Morrison, (pre-Marvel return) Jeph Loeb, Mark Gruenwald, J.M. DeMatteis, Joe Casey, David Michelinie, Ed Brubaker, and Geoff Johns.*My favorite artists are Jim Steranko (writing as well), Jack Kirby, Frank Quitely, John Cassaday, Seth Fisher, Eric Canete, Mike Mignola (writing as well), Brian Bolland, and Ethan Van Scriver.My favorite books are Squadron Supreme (the 1980's version), The Killing Joke, The Long Halloween (my first book when getting back into comics), the Stane saga in Iron Man, All-Star Superman, Best of Enemies from Spider-Man, Planetary, Right Hand of Doom from Hellboy, the Sinestro Corps War, Willworld, Bru's Captain America, Immortal Iron Fist, and Enter the Mandarin.* I don't think Watchmen is the greatest comic book ever.  Nor do I think Alan Moore is the greatest writer ever.  And I've never read a Garth Ennis book I liked.  Yes, that includes Preacher.* My first comic book as a kid was a reprint of Amazing Spider-Man #260 when Hobgoblin stuck his hand in a toliet in a ladies' bathroom.* I'm kind of stubborn and crouchy when it comes to characterization.  I believe a character's personality should be fairly consistant or at least that when characters change, there should be some reasonable explanation for that change.* I like continuity and think it should be respected by writers.  I don't think every little thing must line up perfectly but I do believe comic books are special partially because of the ability to interweave a wide-scoping narrative over multiple decades and countless creators.  Yes, trying to not contradict Roy Thomas or David Michelinie is hard.. thst's why you need to be a creative and good writer.* I often threaten to hit Joe Quesada with a shovel for One More Day and Clor.  I'm sure that's going to come up when I ask Marvel for a job.* I've spend most of my days behind more a Marvel fan than DC, though that has changed in the last couple years.  Though the Bru is keeping from abandoning Marvel all together.  And I got to stick it out for Iron Man.* I'm in college right now to get an English degree so I can be a writer in my own right.  Hopefully, with a lot of hard work and a little luck, I can one day be criticized in a podcast by Josh, Ron, and Conor over how my book is a self-indulgent decompressed waste of paper.* I write really long and drawn-out reviews... kind of like how this profile is... ah, well.


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tork's Recent Comments
September 20, 2011 12:52 pm That was Dark Knight Strikes Again. "Who cares if he's a hologram, he's a great American!"
September 20, 2011 12:51 pm There were times when it seemed like DC wanted to make Lex a legitimate President who didn't perform evilness and misery for the heck of it and actually did his job well. I actually liked that. The idea that he could screw with Superman, Batman, and the JLA as much as he did at that time and STILL go down in history as one of the great President made me happy. It was doomed to fall apart because Lex is too good a villain for a face turn but I always liked the idea.
September 15, 2011 2:26 am I think my favorite part of this was that it basically had Ultimate Prowler in it.
September 12, 2011 1:48 pm We need a shirt with a stylized Batman holding a GL ring with the tag, "WHAT'S THIS DO?"
September 8, 2011 4:07 pm Comics need more Aja.
September 8, 2011 2:56 pm Also calling Selina's home base "the Catacomb" is either very genius or vastly retarded. Or both.
September 8, 2011 2:50 pm Starks from Selina's Big Score is totally Parker in his late 50's. He even looks like Lee Marvin. He also shows up in "Deja Vu", Cooke's remake of "Night of the Stalker" which is awesome sauce.
September 8, 2011 2:44 pm I believe Gregory Peck was an ongoing character reference throughout Batman's history, much like how Paul Newman was for Green Lantern in the 60's, Buster Keaton for Superman in the early days, and Vincent Price for Dr. Strange in the Silver Age.
September 1, 2011 3:26 am Aside from the Day and Date Release comments (as somebody where the last comic shop in 20 miles shut down a couple years ago, I LOVE the idea of digital books), I agree with this review. The look is very 90's and that doesn't endear itself to me. I'm also just a tad tired of governments hunting superheroes and superheroes not getting along. It's not a bad first issue per se but I don't think this issue is very engaging either.
August 26, 2011 5:38 am "Oldboy with Wolverine" is one of those ideas that seems so simple, it's actually shocking to me that it hasn't been done until now, like the multi-colored Lantern Corps.