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GreenLantern2814

Name: Caleb Lancaster

Bio: Look at my Name. Now look at my Avatar. Can you guess who my Favorite Super-Hero Is. Now look at my Pull list. Can guess wich one now? That's right, Hal Jordan. My Old Comic Book Guy called me a Hal Jordan Slut. So that's me, in nut-shell, when I'm all about comics. Oh and I'm a pretty big Dare Devil Fan.


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This makes up for Rage of the Red Lanterns.Not that I didn’t like Rage, it was a Great story, but…

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Why did I ever Drop this book? Okay I’m a Big DD fan, I’ve been since I was a Kid…

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I knew McLovin was trouble. To put it straight up, this book wasn’t worth the wait. It was more worth…

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GreenLantern2814's Recent Comments
July 1, 2009 1:23 pm

Nom Nom Nom... Fail... Nom Nom Nom

Anywho. What I'd like them to do to get rid of this Issue Cover Problem. Is have the Artist Draw Fake Covers, and then when the Issue Comes out, you get the Real Cover. I remember they did something like this back with FOE in GLC, when DC Put out a Mongul Cover, and it ended up being a Kryb Cover instead. I'd also like to get rid of the DC Nation Page altogether. I don't like seeing next months issue and what's gonna happen or them asking: "What will happen to Superman in the Next Issue?" and frankly, DD is just Annoying in the DC Nation, and this has nothing to do with me think he's satan, it's just him being annoying and wanting his face to become a fist magnet.

June 30, 2009 11:09 pm I like the Idea of this, but I don't care how small they make computers, unless they feel just like a Comic Book, I will never stop buying actual comics. And even then I'd still support my LCS.
June 29, 2009 6:20 pm I call that being a Buckaroo.
June 28, 2009 5:25 pm

There's only one problem with that:

Who would invite Rosie O'Donnell on their Late Night Talk Show?

June 27, 2009 7:01 pm

Personally, I have no problem with her. In Fact if there was any problem to be had, it'd be that she chose a career that she's not that good in( I would say terrible, but she showed tallent to Revenge) instead of something that she seems to love enjoy and is remarkably skilled in just because she's pretty.

Now am I going to buy anything that she draws? Hell no. But I don't mind hollywood types comming to comic, so long as they keep up with the Heinburg Hader Myers Smith type of amasing work.

June 23, 2009 12:49 pm

I sooooo wanted Stan to say:

You know how sometimes you get Wood Chippings in your Eye? I hate that.

That should be his new Catch Phrase.

June 10, 2009 7:39 am I'm certain someone has said this, but this guy decied to skip playing Marv in Sin City 2, for Whiplash in Iron Man 2? Okay, I've always thought he was kinda dull for having done boxing in the first place, but Godamn, his nose must've lodged itself into his cerebelum. Yeah I bet Whiplash pays more, but Marv is not only the closest thing to a title character in those books, but he's already been established as that character, and to pass that up for some D List Villain who I'm surprised made it into the film and am certain won't be in it more than Gambit was in Wolverine.
June 7, 2009 3:36 am

@ohcaroline

 @GreenLantern2814  I haven't read the book, but what do you mean by "overplayed"?  What did you dislike about the story? Also, can you really get mad at somebody for 'ruining' something they created in the first place?  (I mean, obviously you CAN but I'm not sure it makes sense.)

I mean overplayed by that they look like lesbians out of a Porn Flick, not lesbians that love each other like they did in VU. The story is just shit. I dislike that Gail made VU so good, but she made this book so shitty and kinda Tongue in Cheek, instead of doing what she did in VU. And you can ruin something you make, ask George Lucas, and if I hear anyone say he didn't ruin StarWars I will show them Clone Wars. Hell, I'll show them Empire Strikes back.

June 4, 2009 3:48 am I loved Villians united. It was the best Infinte Crisis Tie in for me. But by god, when I read Six Degrees of Devestation it just broke my heart. Everything I loved about VA was ruined in that Mini, Gail Simone pissed me off so much, I wanted to throw her in a Fridge. VA was just so great, and like Josh said, Secret Six just didn't take itself so seriously. But by far for me the biggest problem I had with this book was just how much they overplayed the Lesbianism. Now as a Guy I love me some Lesbians. But when it comes to characters, and story, when you overplay it that much, you no longer get Love or even Lust, you get a form of unrealistic ... something. I can't even find a word for it. If Young Avengers was the best use of Homosexuality in Comics, then it's complete polar opposite on that feild is Secret Six.
June 2, 2009 2:31 am You know, when I first heard about this I was excited, when I saw who was cast, I was happy, when I heard destro would have no Mask, I started to lose hope, when they gave that first sneak peek, My hope begane preparing the Cyanide capsule, and when I saw that Mask on Justin's face, I just plunged that knife into my Lung, and hoped that the pain would make it didn't happen. So far everything that has happened to this movie has made me hate it, but I so want to love it, just because it as the GI Joe name, I want to like it, nay, Love it, just for that name, but my Mind, Heart, Soul, and Penis all say that this movie will bring no Intualectual Satisfaction, no Retro Satisfaction or Nerdgasmic Satisfaction.