January 25, 2011 3:19 pm"I did blitz ya" - Red Skull didn't mind being blitz'd (evidenced by the German body-builder porn)
But while arguing over the bounced check and after T'Challa accidentally spills his Iron Man Invincible Orange Slurpee on some weapons plans, Red Skull flies into a rage. Black Panther throws his Xbox controller at Skull and does a back flip over the couch. He lands only to find Skull rushing him and both crashing through Black Panther's bedroom wall. Both land on the bed with a thud and surrounded by empty pizza boxes. After an awkward homo-erotic pause, Panther throws Red Skull off him, launching Skull towards the ceiling and his head punches neatly through the floor.
Ms. Marvel is sitting on her couch enjoying a pint of Chunky Monkey when she's startled by a red disfigured head erupting in her living room. Instinct kicks in, she leaps up and lands squarely on top of his head. Red Skull is disoriented for a moment only to hear a woman's scream and feel a foot slamming into the top of his head. Forced downwards he lands on T'Challa's dresser and smashes it to bits. Skull tries to stand up only to get "blitz'd" again and see two fists colliding with his face in quick succession.
The last things he remembers is Panther saying,"Please Nazi, don't start a fight you can't finish!", getting a foot to the jaw and crashing through the bedroom door.
You think they'll get their deposit back? You'd think royalty could afford a maid.
January 19, 2011 4:56 pm Catwoman might be a stretch for Anne Hathaway but that's what actors/actresses look for.. something new and challenging. Can't wait to see how she pulls it off!
But while arguing over the bounced check and after T'Challa accidentally spills his Iron Man Invincible Orange Slurpee on some weapons plans, Red Skull flies into a rage. Black Panther throws his Xbox controller at Skull and does a back flip over the couch. He lands only to find Skull rushing him and both crashing through Black Panther's bedroom wall. Both land on the bed with a thud and surrounded by empty pizza boxes. After an awkward homo-erotic pause, Panther throws Red Skull off him, launching Skull towards the ceiling and his head punches neatly through the floor.
Ms. Marvel is sitting on her couch enjoying a pint of Chunky Monkey when she's startled by a red disfigured head erupting in her living room. Instinct kicks in, she leaps up and lands squarely on top of his head. Red Skull is disoriented for a moment only to hear a woman's scream and feel a foot slamming into the top of his head. Forced downwards he lands on T'Challa's dresser and smashes it to bits. Skull tries to stand up only to get "blitz'd" again and see two fists colliding with his face in quick succession.
The last things he remembers is Panther saying,"Please Nazi, don't start a fight you can't finish!", getting a foot to the jaw and crashing through the bedroom door.
You think they'll get their deposit back? You'd think royalty could afford a maid.
Love the Spider-Man on the ceiling with one foot in what looks like a cast.
As Will Wheaton might say, "Hope this film dies in a fire."
Doesn't Warner Bros. have something else to mangle like a character they actually created.
Come on.. these are collectors glasses. You were suppose to keep its lead-y goodness in the box :)