Wow....Grant Morrison is a mad super GENIUS! Morrison got me to do what no other writer has ever done! He got me to pay four bucks for a comic that featured CAPTAIN CARROT AND THE ZOO CREW!!!!!! WTF!!! Although there was that one April Fools issue of Wizard that had me convinced that Geoff Johns was writing a Captain Carrot ongoing that I was all on board for. But I digress. After reading Final Crisis, I'm thoroughly convinced that main villain in Final Crisis was not Darkseid or Mandrakk but was none other than.....GRANT MORRISON HIMSELF! In these tough economic times, Grant Morrison has single handedly fooled us all into believing that Final Crisis was a story worthy of our hard earned dollars. DIABOLICAL! The final panels of Final Crisis should've been that giant army of Supermen (Afro Superman included...didn't see that one coming either) knocking on the door of Grant Morrison to "LET THE SUN SHINE IN!" What was this!?!? Honestly was this a story that needed to be told? The main outcome that we have at the end of Final Crisis is that everyone on all 52 worlds are aware of the Multiverse and that the monitors no longer exist to police the 52 worlds. SO WHAT?!?!? By the end of this "event", I was expecting something a little grander in scope with the vast poorly constructed confusing story that Morrison was trying to tell. Everything about this "event" pissed me off with the main thing being Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew showing up at the final battle against the Absolute Enemy of Final Crisis, the VAMPIRE MONITOR, MANDRAKK. Man, was that a slap in the face of the reader. Here we are the final showdown between the heroes and the super bad ass villain and Nix Uotan conjures up Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew to save the DAY!! "Are you fucking serious? You want me to draw WHAT?!?!?," Doug Mahnke stated in disbelief. I honestly think that this is the main reason behind JG Jones not drawing the remainder of Final Crisis. He didn't want anything to do with CAPTAIN CARROT!!! And why was the Evil Monitor a Vampire?!? Is that explained somewhere in another Final Crisis tie-in that I didn't read?!?!? And why did Morrison pick a vampire form for the evil Monitor?!? Does he have something against zombies, werewolves or sea monsters?!? To add insult to injury, the major showdown takes place in two panels! TWO PANELS!! I figured since Morrison dragged me through the bullshit of this final issue at least I'd get some great pages of an all out war between Captain Carrot and company versus the Big Bad. BUT NO!!!! The army of Supermen incinerates Vampire Ultraman in one panel and the Green Lantern Corps show up to slay the Vampire Monitor with one enormous spike to the heart also in one GODDAMN panel!! GRANT MORRISON, WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO?!?!? So what's the best thing about Final Crisis besides the first appearance of Afro Superman (or as I like to call him...Soul Brother Superman)? IT'S OVER!!! THANK GOD IT'S OVER!! Oh well....there's always Flash Rebirth and Blackest Night coming around the corner. Say that reminds me! Why is Barry Allen back again? Please Morrison DO NOT answer that question...let Geoff Johns do talking. Thanks.