Man, Action Comics was starting to suck harder then a 10 dollar crack ho with no teeth (and trust me, that’s pretty fucking hard). What started off with such promise in issue 1 quickly turned into a chore to read. Hey Grant Morrison, what the hell happened to the Jeans and T-Shirt Superman? Then you bring in the Legion of Fucking Super-heroes to make things even worse.

Action Comics has been on the verge of being dropped by me for months now – but I just read issue 10 and knew there was a reason I was sticking around for so long. This is why I spend 3.99 on a comic – a fun story with great art. Period. Thanks Grant for getting this train back on track and for not sucking so hard anymore.

And now, since this review just wasn’t profane enough I give you some porn parody!

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Action Cocks – Staring Superman

Clark Cunt enters the Daily Planet and sits on the edge of Lois Bangs desk
“Hey Lois. Whatta typing?”
“Oh hi Clark, nothing, just some words. Hmm, wanna go fuck?”
“Sure”

Cue music, “Baaw Chickky waw waw”

Suddenly during Clark and Lois doggy style, Lex Luber shows up and tries to fuck Clark in the ass. Clark quickly takes off his glasses and turns into Superman and rips Lex’s dick off.