Dear Parliament of Trees, I am a recent college graduate seeking an exciting line of work. My former physics professor, Dr. Palmer, tells me you may have an opening as avatar of the Green. I believe I would make the perfect candidate for the position. My double major was in botany and social justice and I was president of the university's botanical club three years running. Mostly as a long time fan, I am happy to see such delightful new work coming from your organization and must commend you for the impeccable writings and artwork coming out in the relaunch. My friends have always said I have a green thumb and would love the opportunity to prove to you my capabilities. Sincerely, The Cold War Kid resume attached Dear Cold War Kid, We are happy to hear from you and thank you for the kind words about our recent endeavor. Sadly, We regret to inform you that the position has already been offered to a recently resurrected Dr. Alec Holland. If for whatever reason in the future we have need of a new avatar your resume has been added to HR Shrub's applicant pool. Thank you, SS & YP Chairmen of the Parliament of Trees.