The iFanboy Letter Column – 10.07.2011

Friday means many things to many people. For some, Friday is all about time to finally garden. For others, it’s all about not thinking anything about gardening. For others still, they have their mom do their laundry.

At iFanboy, Friday means it’s letter column time.

You write. We answer. Very simple.

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What did you think about Jose Reyes being pulled from the final [Mets] game of the season after safely bunting in order to preserve the NL batting title? Also to relate this to comics. What comic characters would you select for your starting nine?

Jeremy from San Antonio, Texas

Good timing for your question, now that baseball has entered the playoffs (Sorry, Conor. Go Brewers!) Well, I have to admit here, I’m a bit biased in this being a Mets fan as I am, but I had absolutely no problem with Reyes being pulled from that game and preserving the batting title. It was the last game of a forgettable season and the Mets really had nothing to play for in that last game, so why run the risk of jeopardizing the one good thing to happen this year to someone on the team? I can’t remember the last time a Met has won the batting title, in fact Reyes may have been the first New York Met to ever win it, so at the end of the day, I’m fine with it. No one is going to remember that he was pulled in the last game as they look back, they’re just going to look back at the record books and see a career year.

That said, fantastic excuse to bring up one of my favorite games in all of comics, “Who would you draft in your Comic Fantasy Baseball team?” I’m not quite sure why baseball and comics go so well together. They’re both slices of Americana I suppose. It’s been a while since we’ve played this game (I know we’ve done it in the past), but I’m going to go in cold here. Here’s my starting lineup of comics characters on my fantasy baseball team:

1) The Flash – 2B – This is a no brainer. I want a speedster to lead things off, but also someone smart enough to be able to bunt and/or get on base in creative ways. Barry Allen’s knowledge of science is perfect for this. And he’s a natural second baseman

2) Invincible – CF – For my center fielder, I want someone young, with a ton of range and bit of pop in the bat. Invincible fits that bill perfectly. He can hit for average and power, and can keep the ball in play, as well as covering a ton of ground in the outfield

3) Cyclops – 3B – Team captain, Cyclops hits for average, drives in runs and gets on base. On the hot corner, he brings leadership to the field when needed.

4) Red Hulk – RF – Pure power, and that’s what the Red Hulk brings to the plate. He’s the feared bat in the lineup who will be pitched around, but when they do pitch to him, look out. And he was born to play right field.

5) Nova – LF – Still on the younger side of things, but experienced, Nova is on his way to becoming a seasoned vet. He’s going to see a lot of pitches after they pitch around the Red Hulk, and he’ll be underestimated in what he can do at the plate, which will work in his advantage. And he matches Invincible’s range out in the field.

6) Spider-Man – 1B – Ol’ Spidey will never miss a ball thrown to first base. He’s got the agility and range of motion to cover the field, and he’s got a bit of pop in his bat, as well as the ability to get on base. After his time on The Avengers, he’s become a solid team player as well.

7) Beast – C – A solid of a backstop as you’ll ever get. Beast is smart enough to call for the right pitches, and he’s got the strength to throw out a runner at second and block the plate. Plus, at bat, he can knock in a few runs when needed.

8) Booster Gold – SS – The wildcard of the team. He’s the glory hound who’s looking for the game winning hit, but strikes out.  But, don’t write him off, because he’ll come through in the clutch. Plus, he gives a great post-game interview in the clubhouse.

9) Gambit – P – Gotta stick with the Ragin’ Cajun, who can charge the ball with kinetic energy, making his split finger fastball nearly unhittable. Plus, he’s added a sinker to his repertoire, making him that much more dangerous

I had a feeling I’ve done this before, so after writing this, I went into the archives and found this back in July 2010, when I did the same exercise. Funny to see a lot of the same names, but at different positions. Also interesting to see who didn’t make the cut.  Regardless, this is always a ton of fun and a great way to further enjoy the baseball playoffs! Play ball!

Ron Richards

 


I’m not much of a conspiracy theorist, but I have a germ of an idea that the launch of DC’s online comics page is part of one.

Call me old fashioned, but I like to hold a comic in my hand, feel the paper, smell the ink… even take it to the bathroom! (There, I said it!) However, that is becoming increasingly difficult to do with my DC favorites. I realize that The New 52 is a big deal and that there is a lot of fan interest, but I can’t believe that *every* DC title released on Wednesday is selling out by Saturday. I can understand Action Comics, Detective Comics, or Justice League, but seriously… Nightwing! (Sorry Conor. If it’s any consolation, Dick Grayson is my favorite character).

My theory is this: DC purposely prints fewer books than it’s actuaries predicted they would sell, specifically to force people to resort to purchasing books online.

I even purchased several titles online myself, but have to admit that I don’t like it… I don’t like it one bit. Sure, there are flashy gadgets that teach the novice reader how to follow along and all (it really helped my wife read Aquaman), but it’s just not as fulfilling as getting a brown paper bag full of comics and keeping it by your (ahem) nightstand. I’d appreciate your insight and wonder if you’ve noticed any factual support for my theory.

Troy B.

I was tempted to just write “no” and move on. But I’ll expound a little bit.

The term “sellout” is a little misconstrued. They’re not selling out at stores. They’re selling out at the distributor level. And they’re not trying to drive people to digital who don’t want to be reading digital. They want you to buy their monthly print comics. Previously, DC had a habit of overprinting, and that’s a larger financial risk that doesn’t carry with it the added ability to send out a press release (HEY, LOOK AT THIS, MARVEL!) that says they sold out. They’re just printing less at one time, and building a slight collector buzz for first prints. There are second and third prints all ready for them. Further, the DC #1 issues had a level of returnability that comics don’t normally, so retailers ordered more. They seem to have been rewarded for that as well.

As far as you liking paper over digital, good for you. You get to choose the one you want. You accept the limitations of your choice and proceed. With paper, it’ll be harder to get books sometimes, and they take up space. If you want that, great. Digital comics are not coming for your children. Digital is for people who don’t live near a shop, don’t want to go to the shop, who might not have ever gone to the shop, or went to the shop and found the experience wanting. You obviously aren’t down with that. Great. Your J.H. Williams issue will probably read better on paper. Make sure to pre-order so you never have to wait for your favorite titles. That’s going to be your world soon unless you have an amazing comic shop who likes to keep a high inventory.

I also suspect that a great number of people who don’t like digital don’t have the best devices on which to read them. There’s certainly a cost factor there, and personally, I hate reading comics on a smartphone. It’s tablet or nothing for me. I’ve come around to reading on a desktop, but if you get your hands on a quality tablet, either iPad or something else, that’s where it becomes more acceptable. That’s not the case for everyone, of course.

In closing, there is no conspiracy.

Josh Flanagan

 


 

What’s the more impressive iFanboy record? DC getting five Picks of the Week in a row, or Jonathan Hickman getting three consecutive Picks (Fantastic Four #587, 588, FF#1, plus S.H.I.E.L.D. #6 in between)?

Brent

It’s funny, when I first saw this email, this happened in my head: “Well that’s easy! Obviously it’s… I mean… clearly… huh.” A case can be made for either record being more impressive.

Reading is FUN-damental!

One the one hand, DC Comics getting five (now six) Picks of the Week in a row — Justice League #1, Animal Man #1, Demon Knights #1, Wonder Woman #1, The Flash #1, O.M.A.C. #2 — signifies a creative shift, from our point of view, in the industry as a whole. This is the way it works in comics. It was mere months ago when we were saying that Marvel Comics was where all the creative energy was at. Of course, a lot of that had to do with most of DC’s big guns being secreted away to work on the new DC Universe. So six Picks in a row? Very impressive; and important from a industry-wide standpoint.

On the other hand, Jonathan Hickman scoring four Picks of the Week in nine weeks — Fantastic Four #587, Fantastic Four #588, FF #1, S.H.I.E.L.D. #6 — is pretty impressive. Within that period or time he got the Pick for three consecutive issues of a series. That’s indicative of a quality run.

While doing some research for this email response (yes we do research… sometimes) I found out that streaks are nothing new around here, apparently. Let’s take a look at them while I think about which streak from this year is more impressive:

2007

  • DC gets the Pick five weeks in a row: 52 #38, Jack of Fables #7, Shazam! The Monster Society of Evil #1, Batman #663, Robin #159.

2008

  • DC gets the Pick five weeks in a row: Green Lantern #29, Action Comics #863, Young Liars #2, Hellblazer #243, Justice League of America #20.
  • Geoff Johns gets the Pick three weeks in a row: Action Comics #870, Final Crisis: Rogue’s Revenge #3, Superman: New Krypton Special #1.

2009

  • DC gets the Pick four weeks in a row, twice: Detective Comics #854, Batman and Robin #2, Wednesday Comics #1, Scalped #30 and The Flash: Rebirth #5, Blackest Night #5, The Mighty #11, Daytripper #1.

2010

  • DC gets the Pick five weeks in a row: Blackest Night #8, Jonah Hex #54, The Flash #1, The Brave and the Bold #33, Green Lantern Corps #47.
  • Marvel gets the Pick four weeks in a row: Thunderbolts #144, Avengers: Prime #1, Captain America #606, X-Factor Forever #4.

Thinking back on it now, there were probably even longer and more impressive streaks prior to 2007 (when I started keeping records). In fact, in the old days before anyone came to visit iFanboy.com the Pick of the Week used to be dominated by Queen & Country and Gotham Central. In fact, I remember every issue of an entire story arc in Gotham Central getting the Pick. I’d be willing to bet that Greg Rucka is the all-time Pick of the Week winner.

So which streak is the most impressive? I’d have to go with DC’s six Picks of the Week in a row (and counting).

Conor Kilpatrick

 

Comments

  1. Ron, you can’t remember the last time a Mets player won a batting title because Jose Reyes was the first to do so. So your memory is working well 🙂

  2. Re the DC sellout question. I haven’t delved into digital comics at all, but I’m intrigued, more out of reading older issues than the currents. I too like physical books, but sometimes it just doesn’t pay to get tpbs of older stuff if you can get as many as you want with a “digital” subscription to, say, Marvel. That’s why I might subscribe soon.

    But as for 52, I’m one of the stupid heads who didn’t request every #1 at my shop (what shop didn’t put it out there for subscribers?). As such, I would see #1s on the stands, look at the #1s I requested, and walk away. Then I would listen to the podcast and read online reviews and decide, “That books sounds cool – I gotta try it! And that one too! And that one! And that one!…” This went on the whole month! (no, I didn’t want to request all the #1s for the rest of the month. Didn’t think I would have this problem). And I get what I deserve: Some books, like Demon Knight, I could go back the next week and find it on the stands. Other books, like Catwoman, I could not. Thank the maker for second and third printings. Now I just have to wait.

  3. Bullseye would definitely be my pitcher. Also, Taskmaster, Echo and Finesse should all be on the team, after watching a whole lot of baseball footage.

  4. You just gotta take Bruce Wayne/Batman as your Manager. Always the smartest guy in the room. You still need a shut down closer for this squad….How bout Thor? He can throw a heater right down the middle that no one is catching up with and has that stone cold, ” fear nothing” mentality that you need in that role. Iron Man as my DH / platoon 1st Basemen for inter-league games. Prof Charles Xavier as my GM….that guy can assemble talent. =)

    As far as printing and digital. Comics print runs are weird. Its basically print on demand with a strategy. They print a slight percentage over whats pre-ordred, so yeah its easy to sell out doing that. If you’re a collector this must drive you nuts as print run (supply) has to factor into the end price. So unpredictable.

    Don’t knock digital until you’ve tried it (a few times). You might surprise yourself.

  5. A-rod as batboy.

    • As a yankee fan, he would probably trip on the top step of the dugout and leave the bat at the plate to injure someone sliding home

  6. How about the Grant Morrison/Frank Quitely streak on Batman and Robin? The first three issues got PotW nods. That was pretty impressive.

  7. Same question for the baseball but a VILLAINS team? Have at it iFanboy’s.

    • Omni-Man (ie. Invincible’s father playing 1st Base, hitting in the middle of the order) His mustache screams baseball. The in game tension would be palpable.

    • Lex Luthor is the Manager (but he’ll totally go all Pete Rose and manipulate each game for gambling),
      Braniac as the GM

      1st B – Doc Octopus-no one bunts, everyone gets caught stealing
      2nd – Reverse Flash-he covers lots of ground, and he’ll undo every error.
      3rd – The Joker…he’s the Captain and he’ll make anyone in scoring position pay with their lives.
      SS – Loki–total trickster will give Ozzie Smith a run for his money with dazzle plays.

      RF- Sabretooth. Pure power hitter…
      CF-Venom—nothing gets over the fence, and forget anyone’s brains who “Bartman’s” it.
      LF- Sinestro -speed and cunning and enough power to do the job.

      Catcher – Darkseid—he gets every call to go his way…no matter what.
      Pitcher – Dr Doom….he’s totally throwing genetically modified remote control spit balls.
      Closer – Magneto….he takes care of business.

      DH-Juggernaught–total roid-er and will show up every pitcher when he knocks it out of the park.

      Late September AAA utility man call up….Ultimate U-The Shocker–makes a good play once in a while but he’s on the wrong side of 30 and will never make the bigs as a full time player.

    • SS-Batroc the Leaper (Mad HRI and VRI scores [Horizontal/Vertical Range index btw])
      CF- Green Goblin (Real Team leader with some decent skill: crazy quarter back of outfield)
      LF-Barry Bonds (Nuff Said)
      RF- Thanos (He’s always talking about what an incredible specimen he is, time to prove it)
      3B-Thunder Ball (pure slugger with some decent handles at 3rd, the super villain Kung Fu Panda)
      1B- Magneto (He has magnet powers, and you know there has to be some sort of iron content in the twine of the ball. Throw in the dirt…not a problem for the master of magnetism)
      2B- Toad (young and immature, but one hell of a talent and handy with that dexterous tongue of his)
      C- Grey Gargoyle (He turns every batter to stone before they can leave the box)!
      P- Uh…Bullseye…DUH!

      Manager: Rasputin (He looks like hes in control, but really hes just a puppet for the General Manager and the ownership team upstairs)

    • barry bonds! hahaha total Super Villain.

      Also the Destroyer could be an epic Closer.

      I want Galactus on the team somewhere….but i kinda think he’d be the Scott Boras; Evil Power Agent of the Baseball world.

    • What about Galactus as the washed up Don Zimmer style Bench Coach? I would love to see the World Eater begrudgingly parked on the pine between two lesser villains knowing someday his years of jock sniffing will be rewarded in the form of a managerial position with the Tampa Bay (Devil) Rays (before they get any good).

    • would love to see Galactus get thrown out of a game for arguing strikes. What would the Galactus version of kicking dirt at the ump be? Kicking continents? =)

  8. All the times the X-Men have played baseball and you used the same picture for 2 articles:-)

    I think I would put Mr Fantastic in place of Spidey at first, although he would work well in the outfield too. Love Gambit as the pitcher because you know he can’t hit worth a damn.

  9. Constantine must be the skipper

  10. Very nice line-up. The positions leave some weaknesses as stated. Move Flash to CF – he has the best range. Move Invincible to RF. He has the pop needed in a corner OF and the strong arm needed in RF (he did play catch with Omni-man by throwing baseballs around the globe). Put Red Hulk at 2B. You put your slugger without much defensive range at 1B or 2B and Spidey’s too good not to keep at first.

    • I completely agree. Spidey has too much range too waste away at first. I would move him to 2B. Move Flash to SS he’d make Ozzie Smith look like Yunsikey Bentencourt. Then either shift Booster Gold to 1B or bring in another power bat with limited defensive skill to play first. An all or nothing type hitter in the Mark Reynolds/Adam Dunn mold. Ben Grimm comes to mind. AT pitcher id have Hawkeye, known for his impeccable control and high velocity. Then have Bullseye at the back end to close it out.

    • if you put Spidey at 2nd, Mr. Fantastic at SS, and Plastic Man at 3rd nothing gets out of the infield EVER. =)

      The Thing at Catcher….no one is running him over for a play at the plate.

  11. This whole conversation is literally the highlight of my week!

  12. Digital Comics are something I am continuing to appreciate, because it’s hard for me to get to the store in the city, especially whilst I’ve got school and study, and it’s cheaper to buy them digitally here in Australia, because my store charges for shipping, however, having said that, I will always attempt to get a print copy over a digital, to me it’s just a back up for any issues that have sold out, such as Aquaman, and at the same time, I would rather pay my store the extra $2-$3 to support it and get a physical booklet.

    And I’m surprised that Hal Jordan didn’t get picked for Ron’s team, he can create a humongous mit, No dropped catches there! Although I am being a little biased.

  13. I now desperately want a commission of Gambit as a baseball pitcher…

  14. @Ron, guessing your a national league fan, no DH (Designated Hitter, not Dark Horse for the non-sports guys)?