– SING THIS REVIEW IN THE STYLE OF SKYNARD’S FREE BIRD –

“If I read the Savage Hawkman
Would you still talk to me?
For I must be traveling on, now
‘Cause there’s too many comics
to read

But, if I stayed here with you, girl
and threw Hawkman away
Yeah I’m as free as a bird now
And this bird, you’ll can not change
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

And the bird you cannot change
And this bird you cannot change
Lord knows Savage Hawkman sucked balls
Bye, bye, Hawky it’s been a sweet love

Yeah, yeah
Though this feeling I can’t change Hawkman
But please don’t take it so badly
‘Cause the Lord knows
Tony Daniel and Philip Tan are to blame

But, if I stayed here with you Hawkman
Things just couldn’t be the same
‘Cause I’m as free as a bird now
and Animal Man is nowhere near as lame
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

And this bird you cannot change
And this bird you cannot change
Lord knows, DC can’t change
Lord help me, DC can’t change
Lord DC can’t change

Won’t you fly high, free bird, yeah?”