DARK REIGN HAWKEYE #1 (OF 5)

Review by: akamuu

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I imagine the meeting at Marvel went something like this.

Bendis: I’d like to have someone do a side story for Dark Reign.  Bullseye’s angle on what’s happening.  How he feels being Hawkeye.  How he’ll interact with Osborn.   I’ve made this basic outline here, including a cool way in which he could kill a bad guy.  I just need a moderately well-known writer to flesh it out.

Diggle: Could I perhaps just say the outline out loud over the phone to an artist.  Not bother with any nuance or subtlety, but write it like it was, say, an 80’s Claremont title?

Bendis: That sounds horrible.  And…did you just write “Contradict Bendis’s portrayal of Osborn, and turn him from complicated, three-dimensional character who intends to do well but is failing to cartoonish buffoon who spouts one-liners like the villain in a Schwarzennager movie?”

Diggle: I did.

Quesada: You’ve got the job, Diggle.  Now, go out there and write the worst story you possibly can.

Diggle:  Bullseye.

Bendis: I hate you so much.

Story: 1 - Poor
Art: 3 - Good

Comments

  1. Not a good start for the week….

    Nor a good sign for josh

  2. Josh may cry at this one.  I won’t judge him for it.

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