I was planning on writing up a nice eloquent review of Ultimate Comics Spider-Man # 23 and explain how I love the year one jump in the story that Bendis has done here and the incredible way he was taken the character of Miles Morales from a geeky 12 year old that got some pretty cool super-powers, to a angst-ridden 13 year old that has mentally aged more in a year then most other kids around him. Also I was going to point out in rather beautifully written prose the big shoes that artist David Marquez had to fill here. Sara Pichelli is a tough act to follow but Marquez does a fine job of keeping the look that Sara established for this book.

No, instead I decided to write this review as Jar Jar Binks in the hopes that iFanboy Josh Flanagan will read it AS Jar Jar on Sundays Podcast.

Jar Jar, take it away….

“Mesa was gettin very scared about one year jump in longotello, but oh, Ultimate Spider-Mansa! Mooey, mooey I love you!

Messa think Brian Micheal is-a Bombad! Lot-sa peoples say, “Hey you-sa! Stop-pa dere! You-sa fuck-sa up-a Miles-a book.”

Isa say, thosea people can eat Bantha PooDoo!

In closing Dellow Feligates, messa just wanna say, exsqueeeeeeze me but Ultimate Spider-Mansa is best book of thesa week!”