Sigh.

I have no one to blame but myself.

Oh, and Jeph Loeb. Terrible, terrible Jeph Loeb.

Listen: Maria Hill has been in every book Marvel has printed since 2004. There are members of my family that don't drop by as often as Maria Hill does in random books. I have seen my share of Maria Hill, whether I like her or not.

With that in mind, I don't know what character Jeph Loeb is writing, but she and I are not acquainted. Who is this meek, subservient imbecile who stumbles through her job like a rookie on her first day? He would be wise to start planting Skrull clues now.

And who is this Tony Stark bizarrely barking at people? I think collaborating with a ten-year-old boy playing with an Iron Man action figure was a bold choice that did not pay off. Come to think of it, we never did see who was actually in the armor.

Ugh, and all the faux-hardass dialogue. The author of Commando? You don't say.

I'm busting into Marvel's offices in the dead of night and dragging Rick Jones out of there Elian Gonzales-style. "A-Bomb"? "A-Bomb"??

Never again, Loeb! Never, never, never, never again.