Top 5: Good Apes and Monkeys

 

5. Solovar (DC Comics)

 

4. Detective Chimp (DC Comics)

 

3. King Solomon (Tom Strong)

 

2. Sky Ape (Sky Ape)

 

1. Ampersand (Y: The Last Man)

Comments

  1. Can’t argue with number 1

  2. Noto Noto says:

    No Gorilla-Man? Gorilla-Man and Gorilla Grodd are both > Solovar.

  3. richardbrady richardbrady says:

    Detective Chimp reminds me of Karl Pilkington.

  4. ActualButt ActualButt says:

    Grodd’s out of the running for this, he’s a bad ape. Although I might put Grape Ape ahead of Solovar.

  5. kidsodapop kidsodapop says:

    no ken hale?

  6. intergy intergy says:

    Just to be a nitpicking dick: Ampersand isn’t an Ape. He’s a monkey.

     That first year Anthropology course found a use 13 years later!

  7. Josh Flanagan josh (@jaflanagan) says:

    Take another look at the title. You think I didn’t know nerds on the web would mention that first thing out of the gate?

  8. RoiVampire RoiVampire says:

    I hate to be that guy but what the hell…. Hey no Moneky Man from Moneky Man and O’Brien

  9. gobo gobo says:

    Top 5 just isn’t enough, there are too many awesome primates.

  10. RoiVampire RoiVampire says:

    turns out i’m also the guy with typos in his post, obviously meant Monkey Man

  11. Josh Flanagan josh (@jaflanagan) says:

    Monkey Man was in the first draft. He got CUT!

  12. WheelHands WheelHands says:

    Notice who’s not on this list: Gongorilla Bill. Know why? Because he sucks.

    You can’t see me right now Robinson, but I’m giving you the stink-eye.

  13. intergy intergy says:

    Crap. I saw that after. I’m sure I’ve said less intelligent things on the webernets before. Crap.

  14. Gotta love Detective Chimp. I have never heard of Sky Ape before, but I just want more of him!

  15. Josh Flanagan josh (@jaflanagan) says:

    No one can fault the inclusion of an ape with a rocketpack, and if you do, I’m fairly sure Tom Katers will fly to where you are, and beat you.

  16. gobo gobo says:

    @Wheel Congorilla is awesome!  He’s easily the best part of the new JLA.

  17. JFernandes JFernandes says:

    I gotta have more Sky Ape.

  18. WheelHands WheelHands says:

    @gobo: Being the best part of the new JLA is like being the tastiest portion of a turd.

    In my opinion.

  19. Thursday Thursday says:

    Who said Ampersand was "good." I’d say his alignment is "Chaotic Neutral" at best…

  20. Spoons Spoons says:

    Who is this Sky Ape and where can I find him?!?!

  21. No Gorilla Man?

    No Gorilla Grodd?

    No Hit-Monkey? (granted he’s a newcomer so maybe he’s not in the mainstream of monkeydom yet.)

    Plus Detective Chimp isn’t #1?

    Wha!? 

  22. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    @TNC: Gorilla Grodd is evil.

  23. @conor: Oh…..does that make me evil?

  24. Webhead Webhead says:

    Ampersand FTW!

  25. stuclach stuclach says:

    @TNC – No, dude, it’s supposed to be "good" apes.  That’s why Grodd isn’t on it.

  26. stuclach stuclach says:

    What about Spaceboy from Umbrella Academy?  Is he "ape enough" to make the list?  If so, I’d put him in my top 5.  (Especially if we are taking the coolness of the jetpack into consideration.)

  27. MisterJ says:

    There are no ‘bad’ apes, only apes that were raised badly. 

  28. stuclach stuclach says:

    @MisterJ – Good one.

  29. Thomas Katers ThomasKaters says:

    I approve

  30. Thomas Katers ThomasKaters says:

    To make this list it is all about accessories.

    Solovar – awesome cape

    Detective Chimp – He dresses like Sherlock Holmes!

    King Solomon – Glasses and accent

    Sky Ape – Jet Pack

    Ampersand – HE HAS A HUMAN AS AN ACCESSORY 

  31. MoniBolis MoniBolis says:

    My #1 is Detective Chimp

  32. sahdmasood sahdmasood says:

    Monkey = Funny 

     

  33. HailScott HailScott says:

    Now of course, we all know that PROOF is a sasquatch, but I will include him here. Close enough for rock and roll. 

  34. powerdad powerdad says:

    I know this has already been mentioned, but I would have kept Monkeyman, from "Monkeyman and O’Brien", on the list.

    I don’t know if "Grape Ape" has appeared in an actual comic (I know him from T.V.), but he’s a fun guy.

    Also, I would have supported you with my dieing breath if you had included Beast Boy. Perhaps even Animal Man, but Beast Boy can at least look like an ape or monkey, and I think it would have been fun to get them in on a technicality.

  35. Speaking of monkeys fighting the good fight, did that Guerillas mini from Image ever finish?  I was kinda digging that.

  36. Josh Flanagan josh (@jaflanagan) says:

    It got picked up by Oni, and will be finished there, starting in October, I think.

  37. LiquidSnake LiquidSnake says:

    Fucking grape

  38. Wolfdog Wolfdog says:

    This got me thinking… where is the monkey movie for 2010?  I don’t even remember one last year.  I thought Hollywood had a deal with satan to produce at least one monkey movie every year.  I tried looking it up on IMDB, but they are sorely lacking the monkey genre tag. People love monkeys.

    I imagine somewhere in LA there is a faint odor of brimstone, and Space Chimps 2 being greenlit.

  39. What about the Ape from Angel and the Ape?

  40. KRYPTOTIM KRYPTOTIM says:

    They forgot Mighty Max , it was a little indy book that I was only able to find the first issue . If anyone else knows how I can find more issues please let me know . It was great !

  41. Doug says:

    No Gleek? Nostalgia just shed a tear.

  42. RobAbsten RobAbsten says:

    @Doug, calling anything from Superfriends "good" does violence to the English language.

  43. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    @RonAbsten: SUPER FRIENDS was great!

  44. Tork Tork says:

    I would submit the monkey that shot at Abe and Hellboy should be considered.  He’s not evil, he’s just misunderstood.  If a big red demon and a fish-man broke into your home and started walking around your house, you’d probably open fire, too.  That monkey was just exercising its right to defend its own home.  Self-defense advocates worldwide would be proud.

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