[TNC is shown in a lab coat with goggles]

TNC: Will it blend? That is the question…

[Upbeat music plays as montage is shown. Montage is shown of him blending objects. Starring credits are shown]

Starring: TheNextChampion and Uncle Floyd

[Cut to TNC near a BlendTec blender]

TNC: Uncle Floyd was trying to read his Marvel comics today. He got to this big and hefty price trade called ‘Ultimate Galactus Trilogy’ I snatched it from him and tried to read it. But with a mix bag of artists and a very puzzling story. I thought to myself: Will this be able to blend? Let’s find out.

[TNC puts Ultimate Galactus Trilogy in the blender and puts the cover on]

TNC: I think I’m gonna press the ‘Devour’ button.

[Button is pressed and loud noises emerge from the blender. We see some damage being done. TNC holds onto the blender]

TNC: Ooo we got a challenge. Let’s remember though; Steve McNiven drew some of this story. So we all know anything associated by him takes awhile.

[Time cut to showing trade halfway chopped up and now is circling the glass cone. Another time cut and it’s nothing but powder]

[TNC opens cover, smoke starts to arise]

TNC: Woof! ‘Gah Lak Tus’ smoke! Don’t breath this!

[Slams glass container on table and the trade is nothing left but fine powder]

TNC: Okay Uncle Floyd, new rule. If you wanna buy more trades, wait for the DC stuff to come out.

Floyd: The wait is killing me!

[Freeze frame shot to show graphic]

YES IT BLENDS!