Do you see the arrogance? Do you see the unfettered selfishness? The uncaring hedonism? And who displays these acts? Is it I, the great Loki? No, it's Thor who skulks away from the table hoarding all his golden apples, who frolics with the finest milk maidens in all of Asgard, who refuses to share his bounty with the other gods. But who gets blamed? Of course, it's me who the high father always scorns and diminishes. And all I ever did was try to help out Asgard. How was I supposed to know the mason was a frost giant. Spoiler: never trust a mason.

The Story gets a 3 because I was shown in such a poor light. While I admire the lie of this (for of course Loki is ever and always brilliant) it is nowhere near as good a lie as mine are. The art gets only a 4 because it did not fully capture my magnificence and grandeur, but then I would never expect a mortal to be able to accurately depict the heights of my terrifying beauty.

Except maybe Djurdovic but he wastes his time on my pitiiously dull brother