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Loki

Name: Loki of Asgard

Bio: Master of Lies, Contriver of All Fraud, Sovereign of Deception I shall rule from a throne of Asgardian skulls!


Loki's Recent Comments
September 14, 2009 1:12 pm There was a guy at Wizard Chicago dressed up as the Batman from Red Son. Great costume. Too bad the AC was broken that day!
May 20, 2009 1:33 pm I am cast!
October 14, 2008 11:31 pm Hepzibah.
August 22, 2008 5:00 am

I have an excellent viral marketing idea for comic books. First we get three "ordinary" guys to talk about comics. Maybe on a podcast. We'll make one a "DC guy," one a "Marvel Zombie," and one an "Indy." They must be relatable, funny, and likable. Perhaps one will do funny voices. They will recommend books and discuss how wonderful they are, inducing thousands of unsuspecting fans into shelving out loads of cash for comics they otherwise would never have even noticed.

Once this is a success, we will move into video podcasts, maybe a website with discussion forums, reviews... Oh! the ideas just keep flowing. What can I say? That's the magic of the god of lies. But these gems don't come cheap. Tell Quesada and Didio to contact me, in care of Asgard, and we'll set it up.

August 22, 2008 3:11 am I told you you would feel my wrath!
August 22, 2008 2:45 am I am Loki and I answer no mortal man. But I will tell you this: Marko Djurdevic should stop wasting his considerable talents on the vacuous, haughty, pathetic excuse of a surfer-boy-with-a-hammer and start painting someone who deserves it. Such as Loki.
August 4, 2008 9:07 pm Hmmm, trades? Well, truthfully, I picked up issue #1 and liked it but for a reason I can't explain I skipped the rest of the Brood story and didn't get back into it until issue 6 which was already a Civil War tie-in. But I thought Reed managed to make even the Civil War stories very good. I've been getting it ever since then and I would recommend everything up until SI. Actually MM is one of the titles that actually benefitted from Civil War I'd say. The results of it had significance to her professionally and personally (in opposite ways in fact). She was one of the only heroes who had a fairly adult reaction to the whole shenanigans. At some point I'll probably go back and read the Brood story. 
July 4, 2008 9:18 am

Truly, Josh, art thou trying to provoke my wrath? I am Thoir´s greatest villain, the eternal thorn in my half-step-brother´s side, and all I get ïn this entire script is "It also turns out that Loki is now a woman." You doth think too little of Loki. I am the master of lies, the conceiver of all deceits, and I have gone to great lengths to inform you of my true nature. You have been warned and you have not heeded those warnings. You, ifanboy, shall forevermore remember the wrath of Loki.

Also, if anyone knowest a good waxer, coulds´t thou tell me about it, because I haven´t quite worked out the whole body hair issue. Loki gives you his thanks.

June 16, 2008 2:15 pm

You ifanboys are quite funny, but I have issue with you. 

Several weeks ago I, Loki, deigned to communicate with you through your voice messaging system. I spoke eloquently and informatively, as always, about my gender and procreative abilities as a shape changer. I was most displeased that you have chosen to ignore this. AS you may know, I am Odin's step-son, and as such I have a fair deal of experience with being ignored and I don't much appreciate it one bit. SHould I choose to communicate with you ifanboys again in the future, you will ignore me again only at your peril.

All the best, 

Yours always, 

Loki, Master of Lies, Conceiver of Deceit