Loki
Name: Loki of Asgard
Bio: Master of Lies, Contriver of All Fraud, Sovereign of Deception I shall rule from a throne of Asgardian skulls!
Reviews
Bah! A Siege Epilogue of any reknown should have one subject, and one subject only: a requiem for Loki! He…
Read full review and commentsIt makes me uneasy to see Thor mocked and belittled by someone other than me. On the one hand, I…
Read full review and commentsA whisper campaign? Yes, I can do that. The great Loki is the conceiver of all forms of deception, including…
Read full review and commentsAll reviews by Loki
I have an excellent viral marketing idea for comic books. First we get three "ordinary" guys to talk about comics. Maybe on a podcast. We'll make one a "DC guy," one a "Marvel Zombie," and one an "Indy." They must be relatable, funny, and likable. Perhaps one will do funny voices. They will recommend books and discuss how wonderful they are, inducing thousands of unsuspecting fans into shelving out loads of cash for comics they otherwise would never have even noticed.
Once this is a success, we will move into video podcasts, maybe a website with discussion forums, reviews... Oh! the ideas just keep flowing. What can I say? That's the magic of the god of lies. But these gems don't come cheap. Tell Quesada and Didio to contact me, in care of Asgard, and we'll set it up.
Truly, Josh, art thou trying to provoke my wrath? I am Thoir´s greatest villain, the eternal thorn in my half-step-brother´s side, and all I get ïn this entire script is "It also turns out that Loki is now a woman." You doth think too little of Loki. I am the master of lies, the conceiver of all deceits, and I have gone to great lengths to inform you of my true nature. You have been warned and you have not heeded those warnings. You, ifanboy, shall forevermore remember the wrath of Loki.
Also, if anyone knowest a good waxer, coulds´t thou tell me about it, because I haven´t quite worked out the whole body hair issue. Loki gives you his thanks.
You ifanboys are quite funny, but I have issue with you.
Several weeks ago I, Loki, deigned to communicate with you through your voice messaging system. I spoke eloquently and informatively, as always, about my gender and procreative abilities as a shape changer. I was most displeased that you have chosen to ignore this. AS you may know, I am Odin's step-son, and as such I have a fair deal of experience with being ignored and I don't much appreciate it one bit. SHould I choose to communicate with you ifanboys again in the future, you will ignore me again only at your peril.
All the best,
Yours always,
Loki, Master of Lies, Conceiver of Deceit