drbonkler

June 8, 2011 11:11 pm DC Executive 1: Hey Red Robin fans have been asking for a costume redesign from the start. We could use this reboot to give the fans what they want!

DC Executive 2: I love it! This is the kind of forward thinking that is going push sales! So what were you thinking?

DC Executive 1: Well... Who is the coolest comic book character ever?

DC Executive 2: Hmm... Vulture.. from Spider Man?

DC Executive 1: Bingo! We take that costume, remove the fur collar, slap a coat of red on there and Boom! New Red Robin!

DC Executive 2: Sounds good but shouldn't we keep some element of the old costume for purists?

DC Executive 1: Waaaay ahead of you. What is the BEST part of Tim's current costume?

DC Executive 2: His...weird SM chest strap things?

DC Executive 1: Exactly! His goofy Thundercat straps! We just keep those things!

DC Executive 2: Sounds great but I dont know...is there anything you can do to make his look more like a Persian club owner?

DC Executive 1: GOLD. Friggin' random gold. We'll just kinda bolt them all over the rest of the costume!

DC Executive 2: Great! Call Lee and get him working!