A Brief Preview of Star Wars Episode VII by Paul Allor and Gannon Beck

There are a lot of people talking about the acquisition of Lucasfilm by Disney, and we’ve been subjected to enough terrible and obvious jokes to make me never want to think about a long time ago and far, far away for a very long time. But this morning, I was made to smile.

Presumably just for fun, writer Paul Allor sent the script for this one page comic to artist Gannon Beck, and I thought it was good, so now I’m showing it to you.


  1. Wonderful! I can’t stop laughing!

  2. That’s better than a large portion of the Star Wars EU in print.

  3. Thanks, guys!

  4. Absolutely brilliant!! MORE PLEASE!!

  5. Next episode should be, Snakes on a Deathstar.

  6. That is truly awesome!

  7. I love the idea of Han’s good name being slandered, and his son being constantly reminded to defend his honor. Chewbacca-Anakin is gonna have serious issues later in life.