A Brief Preview of Star Wars Episode VII by Paul Allor and Gannon Beck

There are a lot of people talking about the acquisition of Lucasfilm by Disney, and we’ve been subjected to enough terrible and obvious jokes to make me never want to think about a long time ago and far, far away for a very long time. But this morning, I was made to smile.

Presumably just for fun, writer Paul Allor sent the script for this one page comic to artist Gannon Beck, and I thought it was good, so now I’m showing it to you.


  1. Edo Edo says:

    Wonderful! I can’t stop laughing!

  2. Paul Montgomery Paul Montgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    That’s better than a large portion of the Star Wars EU in print.

  3. PaulAllor PaulAllor says:

    Thanks, guys!

  4. Skruff Skruff says:

    Absolutely brilliant!! MORE PLEASE!!

  5. harwellpkg harwellpkg says:

    Next episode should be, Snakes on a Deathstar.

  6. JimAdkins JimAdkins says:

    That is truly awesome!

  7. WheelHands WheelHands says:

    I love the idea of Han’s good name being slandered, and his son being constantly reminded to defend his honor. Chewbacca-Anakin is gonna have serious issues later in life.