Old farmer/pacifist/grumpy Logan and blind Hawkeye taking a cross-country trip in the old patched together Spider-Mobile across a Super Villain controlled American wasteland that features cities with names like "Paste Pot Creek" to deliver some mysterious package so Logan can make 500 bucks and keep the Hulk's big green-trash grandkids who fly around in an old Fantasticar from foreclosing on his farm and killing his family? Hey, what's not to like?