EXTRA EXTRA! super dinosaur #8 is heralded as the cure to negativity! scientists today unveil the final step in the battle against sadness and negativity… super dinosaur #8! its colorful, action-packed, and well detailed art should be the most excelent of mood-lifters and the story is composed of all things fun. three milligrams of dinosaurs, added to one and a half milligrams of robot suits and mixed together with a sense of fun and cartoonishness that one just cannot find anywhere else. it all serves to make one feel like a child hopped up on sugary cereal sitting in front of saturday morning cartoons. if you find yourself angry or sad, rush out and get a copy today!
Note: this review sounds better when read like a 1950’s announcer.