When I pulled this out of the Diamond box (that is not intended to be entendre), I was surprised to see that Stan Lee’s Striperella didn’t actually have Stan Lee’s name anywhere on the cover. Is there something so bad that even crazy Grandpa Stan won’t put his name on the cover?

Yes! And this is it. (Though, of course, his name is first on the inside cover)

As bad as you can imagine this is, True Believers, I assure you that it’s much much worse.

It’s like a soulless, edgeless, The Pro. And if the Stan Lee story isn’t enough for you, the artist wrote a backup story that includes a real life pole dancer. Excelsior!