Dear Hulk,
I think it’s time that we went our separate ways.  Don’t get me wrong, for the most part I’ve had a lot of fun over the past year or so.  We’ve lost old friends and made some new ones.  I remember our trip to Vegas and getting together with the old gang.  But enough is enough.
This whole relationship has just been one big tease.  I’ve never gotten that big payoff you keep promising.  I have needs that you’re not fulfilling.  This never goes anywhere and I feel like it never will.  I feel like I don’t even know you, you’re familiar and yet distant.
I had to read online that you’re thinking about going back to the way things used to be, you couldn’t even bother to tell me yourself.
We both knew what this was going in but I never saw myself getting played for the fool.  I guess the jokes on me.  I hope you find what you’re looking for.  It’s not me, it’s you.