One hundred and fifteen pulls.

What’s wrong with you people?

It’s the annual Comic Book Legal Defense Fund (CBLDF) book, with all proceeds going to support that vital – no, indispensable – organization. That alone should be enough to get your $4, right? But look! There are some really, really good comics here too! Let’s see:

A nice little Elephantmen story. That book averages a bit over 30 pulls when it comes out., so maybe you Starkings fans are pulling your weight. Maybe.

But then there’s a great Chew story. Chew draws around 450 pulls a month. Where’s the Chew army, huh? Where are you guys/gals?

And then there’s A FREAKING GAIMAN-DRINGENBERG-KIETH STORY FOR GOD’S SAKE. It’s the original Sandman team! Sandman’s one of the top-10 all-time books by just about anyone’s measure. And this is a Good Story to boot. No, a GREAT story.

And then, on top of it all, is your choice of a fan-freaking-tastic cover by Adam Hughes or a nifty J. Scott Campbell take on Goldilocks. What’s not to love? Seriously, I want to know.

Where ARE you people?