Dear Marvel,

It appears you are a bit confused, so I will help you.

1.  Christmas happens in December, I don’t know if you are all now Jews or Atheists, or secret Muslims like our president, but calendars are non-denominational and all include that federal holiday on them.  Releasing this in March means that we should be maybe looking at an Easter special, but that’s a little early.  Next year shoot for President’s Day, except of course that they don’t celebrate that in Europe.  Hm…  maybe just try not releasing books late all the f’ing time.

2.  Holiday issues are supposed to be done in one stories.  By having this go two issues it is not a Christmas issues it is a two issue arc that happens to be set at Christmas, which as we previously covered was in December.

3.  IF you ARE going to put together creatives teams for which lateness is a way of life, then please please please have the common sense to prevent them from doing stories that revolve around things that happen on specific dates.  This seems to me like a no brainer, I mean even DC knows that when Superman singing at Darkseid is gonna get delayed a little bit, no matter what they do, so they actually destroyed time to make it not matter.

4. I have no point 4.

5. Why not make this a double issue and charge more?  Then it would feel like a special, it could be self contained, AND we wouldn’t have to wait until April for the conclusion of a storyline that takes place on December 25th.

6.  It’s still much better than 90% of what DC is putting out.  (JSA, GL, and uhm, JSA)