Hey you!  Yea, you.  You’re reading Chew right? 

If yes, then: Good.  Ain’t it great?

If no, then: What the hell?  Did you know they rerereprinted issue one AND reprinted issue two this week so that your behind the times ass could catch up with this amazing new series?  Now get to it!  The less of these comics you buy, the more Rob Liefeld’s Youngblood comics they print.  Do you really want that on your conscience?  Go pick up your copies.  Now, damn it, now.  You saw what those bastards did to Captain Britain.