In the immortal words of Eartha Kitt: "I've been an angel all year, Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight."
It's the holidays! And that means presents. Lots and lots of presents. Here's some pretty wicked stuff to find under the Christmas tree.
The Slayer Scythe
I know vamps are terribly hip right now. They sparkle, they brood, they drain you of your life force – you know, everything a girl wants. But if you're not Team Edward, or Team Bill, or even Team Duckula, you might want to ask Santa for the Slayer Scythe. I have it on good authority he's Team Buffy. And $275.99 is a small price to pay for ridding the world of baddies.
Limited Edition Red Wii Bundle
No. This is not the same as spray painting your Wii red. This is a limited edtion red Wii; therefore it is special and I MUST HAVE IT! What's more festive than a family gathered in the warm glow of a 55" flat-panel TV, playing games together on a red Wii. Did I mention it's red? Priced at $199.99, it's a steal as far as gaming systems go.
Santas Yoda and Vadar Plushes
What's more adorably geeky than a Yoda plushie? A Yoda plushie with a Santa hat, that's what! But a Jedi seeks not awesome presents. So even if been good all year you have, you need to send your Christmas list to Santa Vadar. Luckily, there's a plush of him too. And at the low, low price of $9.99 each, you can have both sides of the Force over for Christmas dinner.
I know what you're thinking. That's it?! You missed the one thing I wanted this year. Why don't you go check behind the tree… in the corner… go on…
The official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle! Just don't shoot your eye out, kid.
Next year Ali Colluccio could be oh so good if you'd check off her Christmas list… or follow her on Twitter.
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Lovely scythe. I am gonna buy that and go on patrol around Golders Hill Park
be careful not to shoot your eye out.
I just bought the Red Ryder for my mother-in-law. She’s a Christmas Story nut.
(Only in Kentucky would a son-in-law purchase a gun for his mother-in-law.)
That scythe is so boss. How nerdy is it that I could never own it, as it’s made only for girls and it would feel wrong?
I got a Red Ryderm for Christmas from my Uncle Hoyte when i was in 3rd grade. My mother was livid. To this day it is the best Christmas present I’ve ever received.
The scythe has reminded me just how awesomely cool Fray was.