The Best of the Week in Twitter – 05/19/2010

Well, it's funny to me at least.

Chris Ryall (@chris_ryall) Just happened upon a hipster open-air farmer's market, where somehow one out of every three guys there looked just like Chuck Klosterman.

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"I'll go… I'll go… I'll go… to the proctologist.

Chris Eliopoulos (@eliopoulos) Man. I miss John Hughes movies. I need a mid-life Hughes movie. A mid-life Hughes movie

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You can't fight City Hall.

Dennis Calero (@DennisCalero) There's no question we will eventually go to completely paperless media And self driving cars. No one can stop it

Dennis Calero (@DennisCalero) If you sell water In the Desert and it starts to rain, sell umbrellas

Dennis Calero (@DennisCalero) People that are afraid of an industry shift are either not ready or don't want to get ready

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Well… yeah. Actually, try 10 years.

Erik Larsen (@ErikJLarsen) 20 years from now I'd expect to see a lot fewer comic books in print, a lot more digital only, fewer stores and and more trades

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What a normal post…

Tony Harris (@TONYFINGHARRIS) Just got the Idea for the LAST Machina Hardcover.Spooky cover. Very……still. Like there was no air in the room.

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Nobody tell Gary Frank about this.

Erik Larsen (@ErikJLarsen) It just seems that some artists are adding things now that make superheroes look worse–like pupils in Batman and seams in costumes

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Just help me get this couch in the van.

Tow Fowler (@tomfowlerbug) commission client just used the phrase "off the chains in my man cave" in an email. ima scared…

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The true cost of free content.

Nikki Cook (@nikkicook) seriously hulu, i don't want to watch any more vag cancer commercials.

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And now a real life crime saga.

James Robinson (@JamesDRobinson) Wow. Crazy. Guy with knife tried to mug me while I walked Rex. Luckily I was on Clay where the trees have big pebble rocks around them —

James Robinson (@JamesDRobinson) — And luckily Rex had taken a shit at said pebble rocks which in the course of picking up his shit I picked up a goodly amount at the —

James Robinson (@JamesDRobinson) — same time. Hence (stupidly I admit, should have played safe) I hit mugger in face with bag of rocks and dog shit. He ran off. I'm fine.

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This just means I'm gonna gonna be able to pronounce an artist's name in a year.

CB Cebulski (@CBCebulski) Packing for Croatia. Off to yet another country where I have no idea what to expect. Told to bring shorts & flip-flops which is a good sign.

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In case you weren't paying attention, it's "twice" that makes it funny.

Mike Norton (@themikenorton) Moe's stupidity has been validated. He just ran into a mirror. Twice.

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You don't get it… he was THERE!

Tim Seeley (@HackinTimSeeley) I was gonna describe a dream I had about Chris Hardwick teaching a karate class, but I was disrupted by a pug walking into a mirror, twice.

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Someone out there really enjoys this tweet.

Gail Simone (@GailSimone) Ew. There's something in this issue of Secret Six that's grosser than bottomless Ragdoll. Yay?

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Pretty much all his tweets are like this.

Bryan Lee O'Malley (@radiomaru) I FOUND A RESTAURANT THAT HAD A MILLION OF FOODS

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See? I KNEW it!

Ron Marz (@ronmarz) Sometimes it's unavoidable. Things happen. But my impression is that artist switcheroos are more frequent than they have been.

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There's a time and a place. Well, maybe not actually.

Brian Clevinger (@bclevinger) Laptop monitor filled with Nazi imagery in full view of public is NOT MINE for a change.

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Leave the cannoli

Eric Powell (@goonguy) Goon fans, some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me.

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Premium Star Wars Lego sets are both curse and blessing.

John Layman (@themightylayman) Oh, Lego Death Star! Why must you be on back order?!?!