Batman Likes Cake

In one of the weirder news stories I’ve read in a while, a man calling himself Batman crashed a kid’s birthday party and had himself some cake.

Some folks are mighty weird.


  1. for some reason this song poped in my head while reading this story…

    Now, the world don’t move to the beat of just one drum,
    What might be right for you, may not be right for some.
    A man is born, he’s a man of means.
    Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.

    But they got, Diff’rent Strokes.
    It takes, Diff’rent Strokes.
    It takes, Diff’rent Strokes to move the world.

    Everybody’s got a special kind of story
    Everybody finds a way to shine,
    It don’t matter that you got not alot
    So what,
    They’ll have theirs, and you’ll have yours, and I’ll have mine.
    And together we’ll be fine….

    Because it takes, Diff’rent Strokes to move the world.
    Yes it does.
    It takes, Diff’rent Strokes to move the world.

  2. And I didn’t think this whole affair couldn’t get creepier…

  3. “I’ve been on the job 31 years and I’ve seen a lot of weird stuff, but nothing like this,”

    apparently the faux-Batman isn’t the only one quoting comic books.

  4. To me, the funniest part of the story is that he drove off in a red cadillac. For some reason that detail is funny to me.

    Bitches like their cake.

  5. and they spelled it, “I am the KNIGHT.”