noircalifornication

September 4, 2011 8:34 pm Sylvester Stallone. He's the right age, size, ethnicity (remember, Frank changed his last name from Castellone) and the Punisher's basically an urban Rambo, anyway. Channel a bit of 'Copland' and 'Cobra' and it's a done deal. For some extra awesome, Schwartzenegger (or Dolph Lundgren) could cameo as 'The Russian'. Ray Liotta makes the best 'Jigsaw'. Or even snag Colin Farrell as 'Bullsye' (the only not sucky thing about 'Daredevil'). The Kingpin can be long-dead. No love interest, no mercy. Could be Stallone's 'Unforgiven'/'The Shootist'...