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Name: Rudy Solis

Bio: "Writer. Bboy. Filmmaker. Funny guy. Quite possibly the best thing since slice bread, or the first sign of the apocalypse..." - ROLLING STONE "FIVE STARS! A MUST SEE!" - TIMES MAGAZINE "In the space of 54 seconds he goes from a contemplative and profound analysis of the human condition and social interaction to why Green Lantern will never be as famous as Batman." - That homeless guy on Powell St. "I know this may sound odd, considering that we're friends, but I'm in love with you..." - MADONNA "Who was that masked man? I didn't get a chance to thank him..." - THE ONION "Rudy Solis... Who's nervous?" - NEW YORK TIMES "Quit punching me in the face!" - CHARLIE SHEEN "I know this may sound odd, considering that we're friends, but I'm in love with you..." - BRAD PITT "We've asked him if he'd be the 1st man to break the rules with us, but he's denied our offer three times..." - PLAYBOY MAGAZINE "There are times when I look at him and ask myself why?" - Rudy's Father "Who let this guy in?" - Every Club in San Francisco "I LOVE YOU, BUT I'LL KILL YOU..." - RUDY SOLIS III