Conventions are unnatural. We just didn’t evolve to congregate in such large numbers, and San Diego Comic-Con is the pinnacle of this evolutionary defiance. However, humans are an ingenious sort. The simple act of wearing clothes to said convention sets us apart from the other animals, but there’s more than just garments that need to happen in order to make your convention experience a happy, healthy and scientifically sound time for you and the other 100,000+ nerds involved.
Sleep
Sleeping is something most animals, and all humans, do. The question of “Why we need to sleep?” is something that still legitimately debated among scientists. On average, adult humans require 7-8 hours a sleep for optimal neural functioning. You will not get this much sleep if you come to San Diego, but fortunately for you, neither will anyone else. Half the glory of the convention is everyone wandering around in a sleep deprived haze driven only forward by passion, caffeine and the lingering effects of last night’s self-induced poisoning. Someone really should conduct a large scale experiment on just how cognitively impaired everyone marching around San Diego is for those 5 days and compare it to their daily life. Who wants to help me write that grant?
Ryan Haupt broke most of these rules trying to get this article written. During the course of it's construction he neither slept, nor bathe, nor walked. His chances of suriving SDCC are slim. Mike Romo just hopes he wears shoes.