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WolkinTexasRanger

Name: David Wolkin

Bio: Interested in inventing something called "Control Top Mantyhose". Would anyone like to provide some seed capital for this?


WolkinTexasRanger's Recent Comments
November 10, 2009 11:06 pm This actually looks like a lot more fun than I would have expected.
October 24, 2009 9:11 am @dwolkin
October 12, 2009 5:24 pm Why don't we live in a world in which the intrinsic hilarity contained in the idea of a family of inbred Hulks would simply be self-evident to all readers?
October 6, 2009 12:48 pm I would be more than happy to do some iFanHousekeeping to get a leg up in this drawing here.
January 31, 2009 5:34 pm

Yeah, man. There's feelings to consider here. They're mine. And they're hurting a little bit. Seriously, I'm making a sad face right now.

You should also note that my review was meant to be as confusing as Final Crisis itself was. I was trying to be like Grant and break the 4th wall and stuff. Also, you may not have noticed, but my timeline got a little messed up and someone else had to come in and write those last two paragraphs. 

January 31, 2009 1:24 pm

 

I'm not sure it's necessary to take my trustworthiness into account. I didn't give a whole lot of thought to the scoring. I think my review adequately speaks to where I'm coming from. Simple numbered scoring systems have never really worked for me. Ignore them, I'm an honest man!

January 31, 2009 9:14 am That's kind of a perfect analogy for most of Morrison's work, isn't it?