CatEyedFox
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I read this first in spite of my excitement over the other great books coming out this week (Beasts of…
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I agree with Tom that the Hardcover Omnibi are just too darn ungangly. If I can't shove it in a backpack or purse, or rest it comfortably on my lap I get annoyed. Single issues are super, the 2 page spreads are easy to absorb, the cost isn't so shocking and there's that brag worthy "how many boxes do you have?" factor. BUT like some shows that are just fun on a weekly basis (Big Bang Theory, Glee, Good Eats) there are some shows that I want to watch in their storyline entirety (like Fringe, Lost, Bleach), there are some comics I just want to sit and absorb in their full glorious state. If I had started Y from issue one I think I would have freaked out half way through from anticipation and frustration. Plus I always feel like issues are precious, breakable things. I can't take a whole herd of them with me to school to read before class. There'd be no room for my school books and I know something awful might get spilled on them.
The TPB seem to give me the best bang for my buck. They're pretty affordable, portable and I feel like I can be a little harder on them- although when I had to replace 3 of my Fables books b/c the binding melted or something I almost cried- and I get one story arch. I can throw 3 Preacher volumes in my packback for a vacation and not loose too much room. For books like Hellboy and Constantine I can pick one volume up, read it, shelve it and then wait a while before picking up the other. Heck, continuity is only kind of sort of important for those series so it's even more convient. I do hate that the glorious and fashionable 2 page spread is harmed in this format because the binding is so inflexible I can't combine the two pages into one huge picture. Conversely I just finished Mice Templar Vol 1 on hardcover that had like a four page centerfold that was both beautiful and epic, so it can be done. Course for me this is a moot point since I have no money for comics and must rely on the kindness of the library system to feed my hunger for comics, for now.
After the ensuing demon-summoning-followed-by-demon-repelling had gone about five rounds Jon waves what could have been a white "flag" from behind the charded pool table.
"Is that a Clash t-shirt?" Red asked from the safety of the bathroom stall (the wall seperating the bar from the disgusting toilet had been bulldozered by a fast moving Hellboy five minutes earlier.
"It was." Jon said, looking at the original band merchandice. "Made the mistake of wearing it to another show in the 80s' and the pillock Johnny Rotten vomitted all over the back of it when I wasn't looking."
"Man I hated that guy!" Red was dabbing the Hellhound bite on his forehead. "Was he a demon or just a jerk?"
"Just a jerk. I thought maybe he was some kind of Punk Rock male-siren thing, 'cause that little twerp could rock! but nah, he was just your run of the mile talented, narcisistic arsehole. Oh shite," Jon had just realized that a piece of his hair was burning toward his ear.
"You okay, Limey?" Red came out from behind the Hellboy-shaped hole in the wall.
"Yeah, I"m okay demon. Just alittle hair fire to deal with, nothin' tha'll keep us from finishing this little tussle in a minute."
Hellboy, who wasn't entirely certain why they were "tusslin'" in the first place (there had been some words between mutual demon contacts, but honestly demons live to cause trouble), promptly went to the cardonated water hose (last attached hose in the whole bar) and doused the blonde Brit's head, putting out the quickly mulitplying flames.
Jon now looked like a pissed off, half drowned cat. "Thanks, demon. Nothin' worse smelling than hair on fire."
Hellboy smirked, then grimaced then laughed loud and long. In between the guffaws Jon could hear the words "flaming" "Brit" and "hilarious". "Yeah yeah," Jon growled getting up. "Yuck it up, ya jerk. Let's finish this thing."
"Hellboy," the big red demon said, wiping tears of mirth from his eyes. "But hey, man you can call me Red. This has been a great fight. Wanna go get some food?"
Jon thought about it, while retrieving his smokes, which were completely dripping wet. "You got a smoke?" Hellboy-Red- gave his a huge cigar. "Cheers mate. Curry?"
"I was thinkin' iHop, but curry'll work. I'll pay for the bar, if you pay for food?"
"Deal."
Red and Jon Constantine picked themselves up, Red left a bag of rare Roman coins that might cover the magnificent damage they wrought on it. Jon was smug about how much the big red demon was shelling out. Clearly he had no idea how much curry his new friend could eat.