The Best of the Week in Twitter – 06/02/2010

Editor's note: To be fair, it's really just the best of the last 2 days or so, because I wasn't keeping up last week.  Next week: BIG, I promise!


Well, that seatbelt doesn't do crap.

Scott Allie (@Scott Allie) Guy wearing a bike helmet on a plane. Why the F not, I guess.

I don't even know what to say here.

Matt Fraction (@mattfraction) Dio, Frazetta, Coleman, Hopper: if you can find them, maybe you can hire heaven's super fucked-up A-Team

Wow, I assume this is better without any context.

Tom Fowler (@tomfowlerbug) i'm not saying batman and robin are gay, but they're NEVER going to fight a haunted vagina…

He'd haaaate it, for sure.

Jamie McKelvie (@McKelvie) What's this Scott Pilgrim thing everyone is talking about? I'm not sure I'd like it.

And a chain room!  Sometimes, it rains in the chain room!

Matt Sturges (@matt_sturges) As in every Alien film, there's a room where it rains inside.

Worked for Kirby

Mike Norton (@themikenorton) Drawing square fingers is awesome! #toocartoonymyass

Especially Conor.

Brian Wood (@brianwood) my 3yo daughter: "I only want to be friends with cute girls". Don't we all…

And the Wang Trilogy:

Fiona Staples (@fionastaples) It's finally my turn to use creative lighting to hide wang (in drawing)!

Dave McCaig (@DaveMcCaig) @fionastaples If this is for Northlanders, I'm just gonna color it back in.

Ryan Stegman (@RyanStegman) @fionastaples Hide the wang. But be creative and leave some balls.


  1. Ha, ha, ha, good stuff!

  2. "Dio, Frazetta, Coleman, Hopper: if you can find them, maybe you can hire heaven’s super fucked-up A-Team"

    I have no idea what this is about, but it’s hysterical. That would be one insanely awesome team-up. I’m thinking a six-issue mini.

  3. Incidentally, Wang Trilogy is playing the KROQ Weenie Roast this weekend.

  4. I love that @fionastaples specified that the wang being hidden was in a drawing, thus differentiating it from all the other situations in which one uses creative lighting to hide wang: "The other day, my in-laws came over, and I had to move the track lighting around to hide all the wang in our apartment."  "I got pulled over by the cops last night, and I had to use creative lighting to hide the fact that I was driving with my junk out."

  5. Not a day goes by with Stegman, always giving us gold on twitter.

  6. Gonna try to convince my wife to play hide the wang tonight.

  7. Lol. That wang convo reminds me of when Toei Animation forgot to remove Goku’s wang from the early episodes of Dragon Ball when released to children everywhere in Canada during 1994.