The Best of the Week in Twitter – 03/24/10

Gerry Duggan (@GerryDuggan): The shamrock shake is like the truffle shuffle, but with more throw-up.

Ryan Kelly (@funrama): Does anyone else cry when they're drawing? Or do I just need to see a therapist?

Tony Moore (@tonymoore): no alcohol as of yet, but i am drunk on Warwick Davis movies. Erin Go Braugh, bitches!

Scott Chantler (@scottchantler): Some people say it's wrong for me to train my kids to kill each other in a home-based gladiatorial death ring. Hippies.

Nathan Cosby (@Nathan_Cosby): Review Of Life Documentary Thing: Not enough hippos, best frog stuff EVER, Oprah wouldn't shut up. Why wouldn't Oprah shut up?

Dennis Calero (@DennisCalero): i think blackest night should be followed up bluest lagoon

Scott Kurtz (@pvponline): Saying it's dumb for Chris Evans to play ANOTHER superhero is like saying it's dumb for Clint Eastwood to play multiple cowboys or cops.

Cullen Bunn (@cullenbunn): If I tell you I shaved my head so Johnny Depp and I would no longer be so closely compared, just accept that it's true.

Mike Hawthorne (@MikeHawthorne): Yes, the rumors are true. I have officially accepted the role of Captain Underpants.

Tim Seeley (@HackinTimSeeley): I've never been quite this jetlagged. This morning I was so confused literally forgot where I keep pants.

Andy Schmidt (@ComicExperience): ARTISTS: Okay, you've all heard it before, but don't agree to deadlines you KNOW you can't hit. This is killin' me today

Gail Simone: (@GailSimone): There are more people mad at me for insulting Tim Hortons than for that time I dated Hitler.

And my favorites of the week:

Ryan Stegman (@RyanStegman): I really need a slide whistle. Would really add another dimension to my life.

With the reply:

Tom Fowler (@TomFowlerBug): DON'T GET ONE! i have one and i find that as a result i fall off cliffs much more often.

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