Remake & Reboot: The Flash Gordon Movie

Just who and what is Flash Gordon in 2011? Created in 1934 as a comic strip, the popularity of that strip has been outweighed by its media adaptations from the 1930s film serials and the campy 1980 film.  It ran as a newspaper comic strip from 1934 to as recent as 2003, but in most people’s minds Flash Gordon is the 80s campy film.

But that can be changed.

The Concept:

The key to making a modern-day Flash Gordon film work is to boil it down to its essentials: a charming and athletic sports player and his girlfriend are taken by a hair-brained scientist into outer space to trace the origins of a dangerous meteor shower coming to earth. They land on a hereto-unknown planet named Mongo, and find that its leader – Ming – caused the meteor shower in an attempt to conquer Earth. The story has its flourishes due to being set on an alien world, but that’s basically it.

A new Flash Gordon film would do well to take that nugget of information and a modernized version of Alex Raymond’s designs to make a modern film flourish. As much as the campiness of the 1980 film thrilled some of us, that campiness needs to be dialed back in favor of a thrilling action story – but still with a bit of humor. That’s where the right director can make or break the project.

The Director:

To bring this vision to the big screen, I’d look no further than cult director Edgar Wright. Through his work on Shaun of the Dead and Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World he’s shown an ability to handle story and special effects, two of the biggest hurdles for anyone attempting a Flash Gordon film for today’s audiences. Although Scott Pilgrim failed to win over audiences at large, it showed all the tools necessary to step up to a major studio film. And with him writing the first of Steven Spielberg & Peter Jackson’s Tin Tin movies, he’s in a perfect position to bring those two in as executive producers on this new vision of Flash Gordon.

The Cast:
 

  

Flash Gordon / Alexander Skarsgard: Best known as the blood-sucking Eric in True Blood, Skarsgard is more than just a pretty face. His work on the TV miniseries Generation Kill showed he can be an All-American, and after being passed over to play Thor, Flash Gordon could be his shot.

 

  

Dale Arden / Zooey Deschanel: Although she’s best known so far for her more comedy/drama roles as in 500 Days of Summer, Deschanel has all it takes to be Dale Arden. She can easily give Flash Gordon some humanity and tomboy-ishness to hold her own on Mongo and fending off the advances of Ming.

  


Dr. Hanz Zarkov / Richard Schiff: Richard Schiff, where have you been? After being one of my favorite parts on The West Wing, Schiff has stuck to relatively small roles in TV and film. Playing the half-mad scientist Zarkov could give Schiff a good part to wail on, especially with the scientist’s arc of coming around to being one of the good guys later on.

  

Ming the Merciless / Gerard Butler: Take Butler’s character from 300 and push him forward a few years into being a tyrant.. but in space, and you have Ming. Although it’ll be hard for anyone to escape the shadow that Max Von Sydow cast on the role of Ming from the 1980 film, Butler could be sufficiently different – and more menacing in a “I can beat you up myself!” manner to make a new Ming work.

 

Comments

  1. Too soon.

    FLASH! AHH AHHHH!
    HE’LL SAVE EVERYONEOFUS !!! DUN DUN DUN!!!

  2. Yep. And let Mika do a few songs for the soundtrack. With Brian May.

  3. The only problems I have with this dream cast is the director and the actress for Dale Arden.

    I didn’t particularly like Zooey Deschanel in Hitchhiker’s Guide, which this remake would be closest to in genre and magnitude, so I’d say no. My pick would be either Ashley Greene from the Twilight movies, though she may be TOO pretty for the role, or Jennifer Lawrence who’s already proved she could be badass, good-looking, and a great actress to boot.

    My pick for director would be Joe Johnston. With the Rocketeer and Captain America under his belt, he’s got that eye for period detail and slam-bang old school action serials that Flash Gordon needs. Even if it was updated to modern times, Johnston’s sense to lean towards the hyper-real is perfect for this type of story. Just give him a good assistant director to take on the action sequences (James McTeigue?) and it would be perfect. 

    • OK, I think there can only be one Dale Arden, and that’s Eva Green: she’s misterious and beautiful; I´m thinking on Robert Downey for Barin, Jeff Bridges for Ming, and Gerard Buttler for Vultan; Hugh Laurie for Zarkov and Scartlett Johansson for Aura. I don’t have any Flash that may convince me; the best I can think of is Charlton Heston, and he’s death!!!

      Flash is not about a pretty face, but a striking personality: he should portrait, force, but above all integrity. I don’t know any actor up for the challenge.

  4. I also don’t agree with the lead actress, Jennifer Lawrence or Zoe Saldana would be perfect for Dale, why not change things up & make the character be of a different race? But everything else sounds pretty top notch.

  5. Schiff as Zarkov is inspired.

  6. Gary Oldman for Ming. With Butler i would be waiting for the “This is Mongo!!!!” scene. Or if they want a connection to the 80s, Timothy Dalton as Ming. done right this would be great, Ignore the 80s one and go all with the feel of Fear Agent.

  7. Don’t know about Zooey, but I’d still watch it

  8. Flash:  Justin Hartley

    Nobody better even bring that ass clown Paul Walker’s name into contention.

    Dale:  Keira Knightley

    Zarkov: Michael Emerson or JK Simmons

    Ming:  Dwayne Johnson…Why not??

    Trash the solo movie and make a “Defenders of The Earth” movie with Phantom, Mandrake, and Lothar.  Something for everybody.