Over at Paul Cornell’s blog, The House of Awkwardness, he asks whatever happened to the nicknames from the old House of Ideas? The folks in comments are a bit ahead of us, but I think we can outdo them. You’re clever folk, aren’t you?
We’re gonna stick to Paul’s rule: no negativity. You want to take shots at creators, please don’t do it here. This is for fun, not figuring out how cleverly we can knock them down. But I shouldn’t even have to say that right?
“Manic” Jim McCann? Robert “The Kid” Kirkman? Joe Casey “At the Bat”?
Clearly, I am no good at this.
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Robert "The Beard" Kirkman
Brian"Bend it like" Bendis
Gail "Young Gun" Simone
Grant "The Real McCoy" Morrison
Jeph "Mos Def" Loeb
Oh I like where this could go 🙂
Actually, let me change that last one to "Mos Def" Jeph Loeb
"The Unforgettable" Rick Remender
Kieron "Record Shagger" Gillen
Geoff "The Cleaner" Johns
Allan "HEINBERRRRRG" Heinberg
Jason "Sunshine Kid" Aaron
Jeff "Onion Slicer" Lemire
Ben "Creepy is king" Templesmith
man this hader than it looks
"Hurricane" Chris Gage
"Lil’ Man"Mark Millar
"Pugnacious" Peter David
Larry "Lionheart" Hama
Paul Corn’ell "of Krypton."
Mike "Fillet" Mignola
Mark "Giant Bags of Money" Millar?
Bryan "K is for Kick Ass" Vaughn?
Joss "Busy as Hell" Whedon?
"Sassy" Peter Tomasi
Alan "is a bad mutha…shut yo’ mouth, hey I’m just talkin’ ’bout" Moore
"Strapping" Jock.
Matt "Action Jackson" Fraction
Marc "Just in Tim" Guggenhiem
"Just" Geoff Johns
"Graceful" Garth Ennis
Tony "Fuzzy Whiskers" Harris
J.G. "Fist Bump" Jones
Daniel "Milky" Way
Cory Walker "Blue"
Chuck BB "Gun"
Joe "It’s me or the dog" Casey
Brian K "Y" Vaughan
Ed "Cap’s Dead" Brubaker
Joe "Big Show" Quesada
I saw these names on millarworld.tv
Alan "The Galleon" Moore
Ryan "The Gravy" Dunlavy
"Give Knox a Grant" Morrison.
Jerry "The Eagle" Siegel
Will "The Kaiser" Eisner
"Mad" Fred Van Lente
Doug "Don’t call me monkey" Mahnke
Jeff "Poppin’ Fresh" Parker
Brian "Big Top" Bolland
Greg "The Leader of the" Pak
Peter "Pert" Laird
Kevin "The Piston" Eastman
Dorit Maya "The Honey Bee" Gur
Joe "The Cup" Kubert
Neil "The Caisson" Gaiman
Leinil "No soup for" Yu
Sterling "The Pearly White" Gates
Steve " No Quarter Given" McNiven
Matt "Big Action" Fraction
Joe "The Giant" Kelley
Brian "The Killer" Vaughn
Garth Ennis "The Bloody"
Jamie "Line Man" McKelvie
Ben "Kushti" Lovati
Brian Michael "Don’t call me BM" Bendis
Geoff "Not Jeff" Johns
The Late Warren Ellis
Sonia "Ferris" Harris
Josh "No Fret" Flanagan
Jim "The Stan" Lee
Joe "The Case" Casey
"Around the clock" Jock
Robert "Manifesto" Kirkman
Jack "Hammer" Kirby
By comment #45, we will be well into John Hodgman hobo name and/or Sopranos territory.
Paul "Lady Knuckles" Montgomery! Joey "the Cheese" Quesada! Wicker Basket Mark Waid!
Brian "Michael" Bendis.
No?
"hits the" mark millar
jeph "ear" loeb
steve "when it’s ready" mcniven
(Madam, I’m) Adam Warren
J.R. Jr., the man so nice his initials are said twice
Mike "Brusier" Norton – y’know, ’cause he’s always gonna punch someone in the face, according the the Crankcast.
John "Burn, baby" Byrne
Ed "The Hat" Brubaker
Greg "Mother" Rucka
"Retro" Ron Richards
Jonathan "the Professor" Hickman
"Gosh, it’s" Josh Flanagan
"Mercurial" Mark Millar
Conor "the Mad Irishman" Kilpatrick. I was going to go "Cue-ball Conor" but that kinda comes across as mean even though it’s not meant to. 😉
Jaded Jimski
Roger "Watch Your Language" Langridge. Stole that from the qpaw guys.
Mutha Rucka is one that jumps to mind for me.
We already did G-Mo.
Joe "The Big Cheese" Quesada
Robert "Kid Kentucky" Kirkman
Brian Michael "Jinx, knock on wood" Bendis
I really like some of Paul’s: "Sassy" Peter Tomasi & Mike "Fillet" Mignola. Good stuff!
We need Chris Berman on this!
Joe "Piposh" Casey, Joe "Hollywood" Casey
Paul ‘Ladies Man’ Dini
Daniel ‘I am only good at writing Deadpool’ Way
Garth ‘Fucked up’ Ennis
Mark ‘Partners with late artists’ Millar
Conor ‘I Kill you’ Kilpatrick
Josh ‘Goatee Man’ Flanagan
Ron ‘Ramblin, Gamblin’ Richards
Paul ‘RICHARDS!’ Montgomery
Paul "The Genie" Dini
Grant Post-Morrison
Ron "Sideburns" Richards
Josh "The Derailer" Flanagan
Conor "Ice Cold" Kilpatrick
"Ed "The Hat" Brubaker" this one I like. Also I thought they still sort of tried to do it in the spiderman book when they stuck in editor notes.
My vote goes to KickAss for Brian K. "Y" Vaughn. Brilliant.
Sonia ‘Cheeky Bastard’ Harris
Jim ‘Always misspell last name’ Mic….Miz….you get the idea…
Mike ‘Harry Henderson’ Romo
Neil ‘so depressing’ Gaiman
Garth "The Bastard" Ennis
Robert "The Self Righteous Loudmouth" Kirkman
Mark "In-the-Bag" Bagley
Grant "I don’t get it…" Morrison
Jeph "What the hell happened?" Loeb
Rob "Deal with the devil" Liefeld
Greg "The Mutha Fucka" Rucka
Brian "Where’d he go?" Vaughan
Mark "The Shark" Millar
Frank "The Killer" Miller
Mike "50/50" Carey
Roberto "nothing rhymes with his last name" Aguirre-Sacasa
Steve McNiventually
Damon Lindel-off-doing-Lost-instead-of-writing-the-comic-that-he-started-three-fucking-years-ago-and-what?-he’s-actually-gonna-finish-it?-Yeah-definitely-pull-a-copy-of-number-3-for-me!
Gerard "dont judge him by his emo" Way
Geoff "King Midas" Johns
Jason "Hank" Aaron
Garth "P" Ennis
J. Michael Straczynski – "Initials"
Chairman Mike Avon Oeming (M.A.O.)
That’s inspired.
RobAbsten nailed it with Greg "Mother" Rucka.
Damon"Not towing the party line by introducing Ultimate She Hulk at the same time Marvel is cutting back on the Utlimate universe and I don’t know why she’s there anyway it reminds me of when they added Poochy to Itchy and Scratchy" Lindoff
@leonard – lol. great point. perhaps her body will get ripped in half too.
They’re either committed to delivering the original story, or she’s part of the plan for the new Ultimate Universe.
"Chuck it Often" Austen
Wadewilson wins in my book with:
Garth "P" Ennis …..rofl
John Byrne "Bridges"
Brian "the Lion" Bendis
Olivier "The Way" Coipel
John "The Wand" Cassaday
Leinil "Can Feel" Yu
Rick "The Stick" Remender
Michael Avon "Calling" Oeming
Warren-Ain’t-Borin’ Ellis
Josh stipulated "no negativity." Let’s try and comply, yeah?
Alan ‘Dark Wizard’ Moore
Jason ‘Gritty’ Aaron
Geoff ‘God’ Johns
Brian ‘Cant think of a nicknames cause he already has’ Michael ‘as a middle name’ Bendis
Bryan ‘Sllllooooowwwwww drawer’ Hitch
Greg ‘Jet’ Pak
Hell yeah, Jet Pak
The results are in. A couple of our guys got named! Nice work!
http://paulcornell.blogspot.com/2009/03/stan-lee-nicknames-results.html
Yay!
Cornell liked my idea of Greg ‘Jet’ Pak! Recognition! 🙂
Steve "Big" McNiven
Dan "Ugly Mirror" Clowes
Adrian "Chinless" Tomine
Gary "arteeeest" Panter
Tony "Dook" Millionaire
So let me just ask; is Cornell going to try and use these nicknames or suggest them to the writers/artists?
I would love to see all of these nicknames on the actual comic in the future.
@TheNextChampion – I don’t know, but they sure do spice up those fetish fantasies.