Name: Eric Bass
Bio: I am the alfalfa, and the omega-13. I am an awesome sandwich with extra "WTF sauce", and cheesy goodness extrordinaire. I love comics, like a man loves a big breasted woman, whose loose enough morals to coaxial my cable, on the first date. Which means... I LOVE FRIGGIN COMICS! I'm an unpublished comic book writer, utilizing everything at my disposal, accept roofies to break into the industry. And Mayor of the imaginary town called, Baconopolis. Huzzah! Huzzah!