Now this is a Batman comic book!!!  I wish this Kevin Smith guy would join up on to the team of Bat writers FULL TIME!!  Sales would be up one thousand percent.  Just compare this with Batman #684.  Which one did you like more.  I barely made it all the way through Batman #684 without falling asleep.  I was literally nodding out the whole time I was reading it.  Of course that is probably because I picked it up from the comic book store right after I got myself dosed at the Methadone clinic, but that doesn’t have nothing to do with it because my eyes were wide open when I read Batman Cacophony #2 next. 
The Joker jumps into action right on the second page, and his wisecracks are even better then usual.  Kevin Smith’s Joker makes Grant Morrison’s Joker smell like old Spam.  Smith brings in a much more fresh approach.  I don’t want to give too much away.  Everybody needs to go out and get their own copy of this magazine.  Although, it’s got a little of everything that makes a good comic book good in this one and I can’t WAIT until issue #3 comes out!!
Oh yeah, I got a variant also!! Nah nah nah nah!!!  I got one and you don’t!!  (Just kidding!)
Happy New Years, guys!!