I miss the old Hostess Cupcakes ads

37 Posted on Sep 24, 2009 in articles by Conor Kilpatrick |



And now I'm hungry.

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I once gave it to someone on the old chinchilla.

It got weird.

Posted by daccampo on 09/24/09 at 05:15 PM

Are all those question marks really necessary, Dick??????? 

Posted by DuneGig on 09/24/09 at 05:17 PM

Never saw a Batman ad before.

I remember getting back into comics the same time Spider-Man 3 came out. The tie-in game came out and I was confused on why a random mission was to stop theives taking a 'Hostess' Truck. I'm like: "What a random choice for product placement".

Little did I knew that this was an homage to these classic ads. But again, I didn't know DC were in on this too. Thought it was a Marvel thing.

Posted by TheNextChampion on 09/24/09 at 05:18 PM

Fur Plaza? Who knew Gotham had such a lasting monument to the trapping industry.

Posted by JimBilly4 on 09/24/09 at 05:18 PM

I'm trying to find comedian Patton Oswalt's mock script for a Punisher/Fruit Pies ad, but the page is dead on his site, so the next best thing is the video some fans made from Oswalt's script: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNCYuEHWmO8

Posted by captbastrd on 09/24/09 at 05:21 PM

How did giving her the cupcakes stop the robbery? If she didn't stop to eat, would she really have been able to outrun two grown men (well, one grown man and a manboy) with an armload of furs? In those heels, no less? There are some serious plot holes here; I'm going to try and figure them out and get a no-prize.

Posted by ArtiePhilie on 09/24/09 at 05:32 PM

"that's giving it to her on the old chinchilla!!!!" What does that even mean??

Didn't they reprint a spider man hostess ad in the last issue of ASM? That was pretty good as well 

Posted by shenanigans on 09/24/09 at 05:35 PM

I like how Batman is stating how impressive her style of fashion is.

Smiling away while she's probably stealing hundreds of dollars worth of fur. If this was 1700s America then the French would be pissed at him.

Posted by TheNextChampion on 09/24/09 at 05:38 PM

@ArtiePhilie I think it implied that Batman and Robin seeded every Fur store in the whole plaza with Hostess products. The Sable was delayed by their tasty sweetness long enough for B&R to find her on their patrol past all their Cupcake traps. Too bad they cut the add right before the next panel, where the Sable Lady gnaws off her own arm to get away.

Posted by JimBilly4 on 09/24/09 at 05:43 PM

notice how shes wearing a brown fur coat and shes weraing a white dress and batman keeps reittering her "great taste? Batman wasnt left wondering "wheres the cream filling?"

Posted by bigyanks on 09/24/09 at 06:24 PM

Man this is great.  I love how she was defeated by gluttony.

Posted by lantern4life on 09/24/09 at 06:46 PM

I always liked the twinkie one with wonderwoman

Posted by convoy83 on 09/24/09 at 06:47 PM

@convoy83: The one where she raced the train?

Posted by conor on 09/24/09 at 06:51 PM

@conor nah this one http://tomheroes.com/images7/COMICAD_hostess_wonder_woman_old_gold.jpg

 

Posted by convoy83 on 09/24/09 at 06:58 PM

@convoy83: Ah, yes -- a classic!

Posted by conor on 09/24/09 at 06:59 PM

Man I could go for some Hostess cupcakes right now.

Posted by DorianP on 09/24/09 at 07:05 PM

I love these completely random posts.

Posted by stuclach on 09/24/09 at 07:45 PM

Damn you, Conor...now I want to eat a delicious Hostess Cupcake :-( 

Posted by drakedangerz on 09/24/09 at 08:02 PM

There was a Spider-Man one in this weeks issue of ASM

Posted by SteenAR on 09/24/09 at 08:54 PM

I was just looking at those old adds that were done by the company that makes the fruit pies.  There was one with Daredevil and another with the RoadRunner.  Classic stuff.

Posted by Neb on 09/24/09 at 09:30 PM

Oh no!  What mischief have you gotten into now, Winona Rider?

Posted by ultimatehoratio on 09/24/09 at 09:55 PM

The webcomic Super Stupor did a great parody of those ads here:

http://www.superstupor.com/sust01042008.shtml

Posted by Diabhol on 09/24/09 at 10:10 PM

i liked on dexter's lab the Justice Friends Paradoy of these :D

Posted by convoy83 on 09/24/09 at 10:39 PM

Horatio, you crack me up.

Posted by Andrew on 09/24/09 at 10:43 PM

"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"

I see a rather unique collected edition of ads like this on its way. Poor Sable Lady, then the world will never forget how weak you truly were.

Posted by Quentin on 09/24/09 at 10:55 PM

Hey I found a website that has a collection of all the Hostess ad's! Some of them are really funny. Especially the Aquaman ads.

http://www.tomheroes.com/Comic%20Ads/hostess%20ads/hostess_ads.htm

Posted by TheNextChampion on 09/24/09 at 11:21 PM

I thought these were only in marvel books!

Posted by clintaa on 09/25/09 at 01:03 AM

Nope. :)

Posted by conor on 09/25/09 at 01:17 AM

Oh yeah...I love me the smell of nostalgia.  I always thought the Flash one was cool.

Posted by brattyben on 09/25/09 at 02:20 AM

I've been reading comics since 1981, and I NEVER knew that DC Comics also did these Hostess ads. I was such a Marvel Zombie as a kid in the early 80s, I had hundreds of Marvel comics and like 3 DC comics. So I fondly remember Spider-Man throwing Hostess Fruit Pies at hungry criminals, but had no idea Batman was doing the same thing!

Posted by JohnVFerrigno on 09/25/09 at 08:19 AM

How do these ads fit into continuity? :P

Posted by Edez on 09/25/09 at 08:58 AM

Anyone know Yahtzee from the Zero Punctuation game reviews? He made up a fak Hostess ad featuring Rorschach from Watchmen: http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/features/rorschach.htm

 

Theres also an archive page with all the actual ads: http://www.seanbaby.com/hostess.htm

Posted by comicBOOKchris on 09/25/09 at 12:45 PM

The Hostess Ads are classic.  My all time fave was the one with Batman saving a singing act from being sucked into a piano!!!  I also find the real ones are so much more entertaining then the zillion tired parodies.

But while I love the Hostess ads, the greatest comic strip type ad ever in history is the classic Dr. J/Rick Barry Spalding Basketball ad!

"A 30 Footer!"

http://tomheroes.com/Comic%20Ads/classic%20ads/spalding_with_dr_j.htm

I remember this being on TONS of comics when I was a kid.

Posted by Hawkboy on 09/25/09 at 02:58 PM

I remember that Dr. J and Rick barry ad! OMG that was in like EVERY comic back in the day!

Posted by JohnVFerrigno on 09/25/09 at 05:40 PM

@Edez: They were retconned just like the letter's pages.

Posted by Mangaman on 09/25/09 at 07:42 PM

@TNC: nice find!

Posted by Quentin on 09/28/09 at 10:37 PM

Oh Batman, is there anything you won't sell out for? ;-)

It's fun to look at these now, remembering those days. As a _very_ young kid they bugged me. I had this strange continuity-like funny feeling about them. I think down deep in me I wanted to somehow place these ads into the on-going storylines.

It's funny to remember that feeling now, but that's one of my earliest impressions.

Posted by powerdad on 10/01/09 at 08:43 PM

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