Great Moments in Comics History: Justice Society of America #22
50 Posted on Jun 5, 2009 in articles by Conor Kilpatrick |"Dr. Mid-Nite?"
"Yes?"
"Um, is that your hand on my boob?"
"What? Oh... I'm sorry!"
"Yeah."
"I'm blind."
"Right. You already used that excuse last week when you grabbed my ass."
Comments
I have to agree with Paul. The shape of the hand is unfortunate but her breast clearly doesn't come out that far.
Now if it was Power Girl. . .
Posted by ohcaroline on 06/05/09 at 09:07 AMHis other hand is on her ass.
Posted by s1lentslayer on 06/05/09 at 09:11 AMdefinite cupping
i hear they feel like bags of sand, i wouldn't know
Posted by edward on 06/05/09 at 09:13 AMThats just how blind people say hello
Posted by Aquaman on 06/05/09 at 09:26 AMI hope the T-spheres are recording this as evidence for the upcoming trial.
Posted by JeffR on 06/05/09 at 09:36 AMummm yeah
Posted by robbydzwonar on 06/05/09 at 09:56 AMThe real question: Where's the owl?
Posted by PaulMontgomery on 06/05/09 at 10:07 AMIt couldn't have happend to a nicer gal
Posted by Jurassicalien on 06/05/09 at 10:21 AMThe T-Sphere started out as a high-tech toilet-cam. So you know where that guy's comin' from.
Posted by josh on 06/05/09 at 10:24 AMCome to think of it, where's her left hand going?
Posted by PaulMontgomery on 06/05/09 at 10:24 AMDr. Midnite is a straight-up pimp.
Or a sex offender.
...you pick.
Posted by kwisdumb on 06/05/09 at 10:28 AMI wondered why this was a pick of the week - now I know.
OR
I always suspected Ordway of being a little pervy, but Eaglesham? I didn't see it... until now.
OR
How come Dr. Mid-Night's bright pink Kid Toucher sign isn't hanging up at JSA headquarters?
Posted by Dan on 06/05/09 at 10:29 AMIn the South people commonly use the phrase "cold as a witch's tit."
Posted by ultimatehoratio on 06/05/09 at 10:31 AMThey also use the "witch's tit" aphorism in Maine, which is sort of a northeast redneck kind of place in spots.
Posted by josh on 06/05/09 at 10:38 AMI like to think Cyclone was created while Johns and Eaglesham were eating at a Wendy's in a mall food court as "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" played over the loudspeaker.
Posted by PaulMontgomery on 06/05/09 at 10:48 AM
NO TOUCHING! NO TOUCHING!
Posted by WilliamKScurryJr on 06/05/09 at 10:50 AMAnd that's how the "sexual harassment retreat" story arc started. The next 5 episodes are a series of trust exercises, role playing and videos about "good-touch, bad-touch" from the 1980s. And we all learned an important lesson.
Posted by CatEyedFox on 06/05/09 at 11:12 AMSee....I think it's CLOSE to sexual harassment. Considering Cyclone is....I guess...not a full blown woman yet....she doesnt really have....you know breasts. Plus it seems to be drawn as Mid-Nite's hand is 'floating' in the air. If that makes any sense...
What the biggest problem is for me: Why is Jay Garrick looking like Fabio?
Posted by TheNextChampion on 06/05/09 at 11:37 AMI'm afraid what the other guy's about to do. His baseball cap is on backwards for a reason.
Posted by cromulent on 06/05/09 at 11:38 AMRemember, they're all family...
...which makes it even worse.
Posted by Neb on 06/05/09 at 11:55 AMYup, that look in her eyes is full of fear. Doctor Mid-Nite is a sexual predator.
Posted by drakedangerz on 06/05/09 at 12:01 PMEven his crescent moon symbol is shaped like a breast! What's going on here???
Posted by cromulent on 06/05/09 at 12:03 PMI love this column! I'm sure there are millions of awkward panels out there that need to be exposed to the world.
Posted by ultimatehoratio on 06/05/09 at 12:31 PMIt looks like flash might of been abused aswell.
Posted by 1SinMuse on 06/05/09 at 12:47 PMjakeems helping dr. midnight by not saying anything.
Posted by mikeandzod21 on 06/05/09 at 01:16 PMShow me on Maxine where Gog touched you.
Posted by chlop on 06/05/09 at 01:26 PMHe can't see because one lens was put the wrong way. Those are joke goggles, and they should read "69".
Posted by chlop on 06/05/09 at 01:31 PMThey call him doctor midnight for a reason. His house calls are legendary.
Posted by chlop on 06/05/09 at 01:38 PMAnd Jakeem likes to see it, the voyeur!
Posted by adrian on 06/05/09 at 01:49 PMThis website has fallen so far....
Pedophile jokes?
Toliet cam jokes?
You know Ron/Conor/Josh, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself.
Insincerely,
Chris Clark
I'd be worried about her hands! They're under his cape! Not to mention, Jakeem Thunder's eyeline seems to be 100% on target with Doc Mid-Nite's hand. Oh, JSA where Percy Old Men and Young Innocent Children meet.
Posted by PraxJarvin on 06/05/09 at 01:53 PMI love Mr Terrific's balls. They just hover there. I wonder how his balls feel to the touch? I bet his balls are smooth and vibrate ever so slightly when you rub them.
ok...maybe a little too far...
Posted by cromulent on 06/05/09 at 02:16 PM*scoots away from cromulent*
Posted by TheNextChampion on 06/05/09 at 02:26 PMcromulent just made my balls extremely uncomfortable.
Posted by stuclach on 06/05/09 at 02:31 PMWasn't this the pick of the week?
Posted by Gabe on 06/05/09 at 02:51 PMYes it was.
Posted by conor on 06/05/09 at 02:58 PMBy far the funniest thing I've read on this site. I love you guys...Group hug?
Posted by misterckent on 06/05/09 at 03:22 PMAnd here I thought I was the only one who noticed...
Posted by JillPantozzi on 06/05/09 at 03:43 PM@Gabe, that's what she said.
I hope Sexual Predator Dr. Mid-Nite gets mentioned on the podcast soon.
Posted by ultimatehoratio on 06/05/09 at 03:46 PM"Can you see anything doc?" Famous last words.
Posted by Quadeddie on 06/05/09 at 03:49 PMDr. Mid-Nite's "pick of the week" = Maxine's left breast.
Posted by ultimatehoratio on 06/05/09 at 03:54 PMWe should have a feature, like a button, to press when a sexual joke is told.
It would be a broken link within seconds b/c of this thread!
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Posted by TheNextChampion on 06/05/09 at 04:03 PMNow we know what he uses his night vision for. I guess the owl is the lookout.
Posted by chlop on 06/05/09 at 05:58 PMI wonder what Gog did to Flash? teehee! My imagination runs wild...
Posted by s30 on 06/05/09 at 07:05 PMThere's an earlier issue where he sets off a blackout bomb during a robbery to give Black Canary the chance to change into her outfit and then she releases he can see in the dark and then there's just a panel of her taking her top off and and another one of him blushing and looking away.
Pieter Cross is a pervert.
Posted by Heroville on 06/05/09 at 09:54 PMRemember the rule: Look but don't touch!
Posted by DuneGig on 06/06/09 at 12:27 AM@Heroville - he also gropes Black Canary in JLA JSA Virtue and Vice, right in front of Green Arrow. He's a naughty boy.
Posted by chlop on 06/08/09 at 06:19 PMthats the excuse i use
Posted by rayclark on 06/11/09 at 10:45 PM



Depth of field! No contact! No contact!
Posted by PaulMontgomery on 06/05/09 at 09:03 AM