Weird Ass Image Teasers

Yesterday we got this teaser, depicting some sort of LSD influenced, celestial transgendered godling.
 


 

Today, we got this one, all with the cancer and the colon, and the what not.
 

UPDATED WITH 3RD Image

Comments

  1. Heroville Heroville says:

    Uh…is that a…?

  2. JimmyF1982 JimmyF1982 says:

    @Heroville…i just noticed…either that or an arm…?

  3. Crucio Crucio says:

    Penis, yes it is.

  4. Heroville Heroville says:

    Well that beats War Heroes for the most disturbing penis in comics

  5. WheelHands WheelHands says:

    teehee. You said "penis".

    Seriously, what the f*ck are these about? I’m intrigued.

  6. WeaklyRoll WeaklyRoll says:

    the shape of the world is…i don’t know…everything?

    and i guess cancer is known for burying things…i’m at a loss.

  7. cahubble09 cahubble09 says:

    LCD or LSD?

  8. TheAskanison TheAskanison says:

    A clear public service announcements about the dangers of smoking while driving and either transvestites or acid. Maybe transvestites on acid.

  9. Josh Flanagan josh (@jaflanagan) says:

    @cahubble – heh. You saw nothing.

  10. drakedangerz drakedangerz says:

    I see a penis!

  11. sgrsickness sgrsickness says:

    This is pretty much just pure awesome.

  12. RoiVampire RoiVampire says:

    This is just… this is awesome.

  13. MisterJ says:

    Well, the ads worked, I want to know what this is about.  

  14. spacegrass spacegrass says:

    now if that was on blotter paper it would truely be high art

  15. cahubble09 cahubble09 says:

    @josh: LOL … too much LCD I guess … ;P

  16. English says:

    @josh @cahubble09 I think who ever drew that had a little two much LDS at some time.

  17. "Is that a…? I think it is! Oh honey hold me cause I’m frightened."

  18. Doddsickle Doddsickle says:

    Galactus is a hermaphrodite?

     Galacphrodite?

  19. Does anyone recognize the artist? I thought for a second it was gonna be another Umbrella Academy book…..then I remembered they’re Dark Horse.

  20. My best guess is some kind of fcuked up anthology. My next best guess is some kind of new imprint featuring these stories. Either way I’m very intrigued. My indie titles are dropping like flies. I need some new blood for my pull list.

  21. DC DC says:

    I heard someone say that it looks like she has hooves.  So that could actually be a tail.  I do hope it’s a tail.

  22. stuclach stuclach says:

    There’s a Brett Farve joke in there somewhere, but I’m not willing to make it.

  23. ActualButt ActualButt says:

    There are two reasons a person might not think that’s a dick.

    1) They desperately want it to be something besides a dick.

    2) They’ve never seen a dick before, nor do they know where on the body a dick might be attached.

     Conclusion: It’s a dick.

  24. I certainly get the idea of the first image. It looks like, even though it’s in shadows, it’s representing all of the major functions of both male/female anatomy. Hence the ‘shape of the universe’ tag.

  25. Neb Neb says:

    It’s gotta be a new Joe Casey series.  It’s just gotta be…

  26. kennyg kennyg says:

    One usually has to go to Thailand to see something like that first one…

  27. AMuldowney AMuldowney says:

    @Neb that was my first thought.

  28. JesTr JesTr says:

    Maybe it’s a tail, just maybe. Aw who am I kidding everyone knows what it is… It’s the shape of the universe!!!  That’s a new pick up line.

  29. vadamowens vadamowens says:

    @heroville. No, the horse penis from Crossed is pretty fucked up.  I think that’s a little worse than this one.

  30. 1SinMuse 1SinMuse says:

    You say Gods a women?  HAAAA

  31. jmack jmack says:

    I love me sum black penis

  32. krad00 says:

    @ActualButt it could be a tail.

  33. NawidA NawidA says:

     Maybe the first set of Skybound books?

  34. Mangaman Mangaman says:

    I see someone at IMAGE has been to craigslist a little too often. =|

  35. jwaesch jwaesch says:

    Joe Casey was my first thought as well;  First teaser being very Godland-like.  But I’ll be checking this out whatever it is or whoever is behind it!

  36. edward edward says:

    no matter what. it’s a good little piece of marketing. It’s got us talking.

  37. SpiderTitan SpiderTitan says:

    Why do I have the feeling that the first image is gonna be related to Chew in some bizarre, disturbing way?

  38. marcushill73 marcushill73 says:

    @neb and @jaewaesch Agreed, this does have a certain Joe Casey inclination to it. However, that doesn’t look like Thomas Scioli. Intrigued.

  39. vadamowens vadamowens says:

    Why can’t anybody get LSD correct?

  40. @vadamowens Yes thats what I was thinking! "This is the shape of the universe." With that picture… seems like LSD to me. But the question is, is this a good trip or a bad trip? Im curious to find out.

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