Remember that time at camp? When you had to put an egg in your mouth and run an obstacle course through the woods? And whoever came back with the egg still intact was deemed worthy in the gaze of Crom? Well, whatever.
There is absolutely nothing objectionable in the following clip from the opening scenes of Conan the Barbarian. Assuming you are a barbarian. If not, your results may vary. We finally get a look at Ron Perlman in his role as Corin, father of Conan. As for the titular hero, he hasn't aged into the form of Jason Momoa quite yet. But that doesn't mean he isn't ready for some wintry melee combat.
Alright. Quit being such a puss and just click play.
This all goes down on August 19th, a mere 24 hours before my birthday!