Top 5: Powerless Superheroes

5.  The Question

 

4.  Hawkeye

 

3.  Nick Fury

 

2.  Black Widow

 

1.  Batman

Comments

  1. ActualButt ActualButt says:

    I thought Nick Fury had some kind of second rate super soldier serum in him.

  2. Josh Flanagan josh (@jaflanagan) says:

    @ActualButt  PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!

  3. RoiVampire RoiVampire says:

    @ActualButt  It’s just a formula that helps him live longer, I don’t think it adds any kind of healing factor or enhanced physical attributes.

    Awesome list.

  4. Latimagic Latimagic says:

    Tony Stark might start drinking again because of this snub.

  5. JesTr JesTr says:

    Of course Batman is at the top of the list… as it should be. What about Iron man?

    @ActualButt: I think that Fury only had a youth serum, so no powers just younger.

  6. Josh Flanagan josh (@jaflanagan) says:

    @Latimagic  Tony Stark can suck it.

  7. RoiVampire RoiVampire says:

    @josh  oh snap!

  8. OttoBott OttoBott says:

    Never aging is a power.

  9. Latimagic Latimagic says:

    @josh  …is that his power now?  Good point.

  10. stuclach stuclach says:

    I think 1-5 should all be Batman in his various costumes.

  11. NaveenM NaveenM says:

    No Punisher? Or did his movie legacy leave a bad taste in y’alls mouths?

  12. petevaldez petevaldez says:

      @josh  I’m still laughing! “Tony Stark can suck it.”

  13. Aww, Jimmy Corrigan didn’t make the list (he’s a superhero).

  14. Thursday Thursday says:

    Hawkeye should be #2. The real snub here is Bucky.
    Otherwise, good list, Josh.

  15. Josh Flanagan josh (@jaflanagan) says:

    @NaveenM  Is Punisher really a superhero? I think he’s a mass murdering vigilante. Also, I don’t like him.

  16. RoiVampire RoiVampire says:

    @Thursday  Bucky’s kind of a Mary Sue though isn’t he? Plus he has a robot arm which in my book counts as a power.

  17. Glassford says:

    5 just isn’t long enough to cover non powered heroes.  Where’s Green Arrow?  The Punisher?  Iron Man, Ted Kord, Booster Gold…

  18. Barnabas Barnabas says:

    Didnt Black Widow get some soviet super formula?

  19. Latimagic Latimagic says:

    Until Marvel strengthens their testing program, ALL Marvel characters have to be suspected of using performance-enhancing super formulas.  It’s wrong to single out Nick Fury, Black Widow and Barry Bonds.

  20. Swifty Swifty says:

    Didn’t Batman get some sort of anger/guilt-persistence formula or something?

  21. PraxJarvin PraxJarvin says:

    Remember in the 80s and early 90s when DC was claiming every superhero had some form of the “metagene” in them, it was declared that Batman’s meta power was the power of detection? ;-)

    Good list. Miffed that Green Arrow didn’t make the list or at least get a tie with Hawkeye!

  22. RoiVampire RoiVampire says:

    @PraxJarvin  Oh i do remember that. That was weird. I always liked the term Meta though and DC hasn’t used it in years, or if they have I haven’t noticed it.

  23. ctrosejr ctrosejr says:

    Robin / Nightwing / Dick-Bats also got snubbed.  I dig The Question being on the list, so “Bye-bye Hawkeye!” 

  24. Thursday Thursday says:

    @RoiVampire  Bucky was a superhero long before he got the bionic arm. Any 11 year old in WWII is a superhero in my book.

  25. arkardo says:

    @Thursday Or an idiot.

  26. MisterJ says:

    @Thursday  So you want 1940′s Bucky in here?  Because 2011 Bucky can punch through a car, so he gets DQ’ed.

    Also, I vote a honorable mention for Dick Grayson.  He is a more likable and better adjusted Batman and he used to beat people up with sticks.

  27. I feel as if Rorschach could bump the Question off this list. (I guess you could fill this list with any Watchmen hero except Dr. Manhattan.)

  28. ohcaroline ohcaroline says:

    @kingdomofevan  To quote Vic Sage, “Rorschach sucks.”*

    *This is not me making trouble or character-bashing, it just happens to be a thing the Question said once.  Thanks, Denny. :) .

    And i don’t think Tony Stark can count as having ‘no powers’ anymore.  He’s got all kinds of techno-organic enhancements.

  29. KickAss KickAss says:

    Hawkeye fell out of favor at #4?  I thought there was a strong set of random, absurd rules when it came to these things.

  30. Josh Flanagan josh (@jaflanagan) says:

    @kingdomofevan  Rorschach was based on the Question, so by default, he doesn’t outrank him. But I did think about it.

  31. @josh — Isn’t Hawkeye “based on” Green Arrow?

  32. Josh Flanagan josh (@jaflanagan) says:

    @wallythegreenmonster  Not that I know of.

  33. Great list. The Question doesn’t get mentioned enough these days.

  34. @josh — on the surface and based on the time frame he was created in there are pretty obvious comparisons. I’m sure over time he’s evolved into his own thing. 

  35. drakedangerz drakedangerz says:

    Right after I saw Nick Fury on the list I wondered “how many post before someone questions that one?”.

    I would put Scott Pilgrim on this list.

  36. pppiquer pppiquer says:

    I think Nick Fury is 2nd only to Batman, Black Widow should not be on this list and Red Robin should but that’s just me

  37. I always like how Batman is “powerless” but all the powered heroes in the JLA are afraid of him. Never makes any sense, but is always awesome nonetheless. 

  38. muddi900 says:

    @wally:
    Everyone should be scared of the goddamned Batman. The goddamaned Batman knows where you live.

  39. @josh Fair enough. Though being a copy of another character doesn’t always make the copy inferior (cf. the Comedian vs. Peacemaker).

  40. Josh Flanagan josh (@jaflanagan) says:

    @kingdomofevan  Alright, maybe it’s not by default. But I just like the Question.

  41. JNewcomb JNewcomb says:

    Yay for Vic Sage!

  42. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    Glad to see the Question on here. I like him a lot more than Rorschach. 

  43. bansidhewail bansidhewail says:

    @MisterJ  You could easily populate this list entirely with Batman and the people he has trained!  And I’d put Dick Grayson at the top arbitrarily, because when you make a list you can play favorites :)

  44. @josh I can respect that.

  45. Urthona Urthona says:

    When I saw the list I immediately thought of “Phantom Reporter” from the Twelve…not that he should be on the list (no way), but talk about chutzpah, this guy literally just walked around with a domino mask on…and that’s about it.  Yup, he was awesome.

  46. sullivan85 says:

    @Barnabas  http://marvel.com/universe/Black_Widow_%28Natasha_Romanova%29

    “Government treatments have slowed her aging, augmented her immune system and enhanced her physical durability.” 

    One could argue those are “powers”.

  47. RoiVampire RoiVampire says:

    @Urthona  God that series needs to get finished because out of everything JMS has written that series hooked me the quickest and held me interested until it went on hiatus

  48. queenrikki queenrikki says:

    I saw this list and though:  ”There’s going to be some argument on 2 & 3″ and sure enough, there is.  I think if you have to think about whether they have powers or not it’s okay to put them on this list.

  49. Diabhol Diabhol says:

    The only thing supernatural (or, rather, super-scientific) about Nick or Natasha is the slowed aging. Neither of them are at peak human efficiency the way that Steve Rogers is (who technically also has no powers) and either would only beat Steve in a fight by being sneakier or more ruthless than him.

    Tony Stark got disqualified the minute Extremis hit him. While the virus isn’t in him anymore, he’s still physically changed by it so that he IS Iron Man. The suit is literally under his skin.

    Bucky got disqualified the minute he got the robot arm.

    I approve of this list.

  50. Josh Flanagan josh (@jaflanagan) says:

    @queenrikki  @Diabhol  And I love you both.

  51. Jesse1125 Jesse1125 says:

    Does Dc’s the Stranger have any powers? What are they? I rember him looking alot like the question!(yeah, I know wikipedia is my friend)
    Dr. Strange? Baisically, he memorizes incantations from a book!

  52. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    The Phantom Stranger? He’s like Wilson from Home Improvement, but immortal. 

  53. @Jesse1125  –he’s immortal, omnipotent, can travel through space and time…hell the Spectre can’t even kill him. He’s got powers. =)

  54. Jesse1125 Jesse1125 says:

    @PaulMontgomery  GUFFAW!!  ok,but I’ll be damned if I actually saw him do ANYTHING

  55. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    The best offense is a good defense. 

  56. Diabhol Diabhol says:

    @josh And I wish I knew how to quit you. :)

  57. Heroville Heroville says:

    What about Artie: THE STRONGEST MAN — IN THE WORLD!

  58. 0and18 0and18 says:

    @josh The Punisher does not like you either

  59. Neb Neb says:

    After reading through all the omnibuses currently out there, I would say Jack Knight would be somewhere on my list.  Can’t wait for that last Omni so I can see how his story finishes.

  60. Josh Flanagan josh (@jaflanagan) says:

    @Neb  OH! Good one.

  61. greendart32 greendart32 says:

    I would totally buy a Question mini series. Never read anything with either of them in it, But i’ve always liked the design

  62. Mangaman Mangaman says:

    @Josh wha!!??! ye don’t like Punisher? I’ve always put him in the Jessie Custer category. Maybe it’s the way other people have written him over the years. He used to have a sense of humor in the 90s, now whether his creative MOs fits your definition of humor….

  63. Glassford says:

    @Neb  If Jack Knight is in there, so is Hal Jordan.  I think there should be a separate list for guys who wield power gadgets… 

  64. Skyfire124 Skyfire124 says:

    @Glassford @Neb, I was just about to make the same point about Hal Jordan when I saw yours… and I’m afraid, by extension, Tony Stark.

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