5. John Constantine
“I am just here until the booze is gone. Then I’m gone.”
4. Jocasta
“I am going to stand in the corner and text during this whole party.”
3. Cyclops
“I brought my unwanted entourage with me. Hope that’s okay.”
2. The Marvel Family
“We’re 21. Honest. Is there any Smirnoff Ice?”
1. Hal Jordan
“I am going to snack on this food in your pantry. What do you mean the party’s over? Can I borrow some cab fare?”
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Who the hell is Jocasta!? 0_o She looks like a metallic Twilek dancer!
Hey, my bad! 😉 And no, I never read an issue of The Avengers, the only marvel titles I read are ASM, Daredevil and Invincible Iron Man. I started reading comics a year ago…
You gotta admit that she looks like a metallic Twilek though, check out her hair!
ZING!
“I can see why Hank Pym wanted to hit that.”
That’s good comedy right there folks.
Man she does really look like a metallic Twilek dancer. I would never have thought of that
I think Ultron and Annihilus would be a bad idea, too. Also, I know it would be bad to invite them (wait a minute, would I WANT to invite them?), but I can picture Dr. Doom and Lex Luther in the kitchen, leaning against the counters facing each other, beer cups in hand and discussing world domination in quiet, casual tone. Then they’d get mad because no one wants to kiss them at midnight. Next thing you know your microwave oven has inexplicably grown legs and is shooting high-intensity power beams at your guests. Man, that would be tough to clean up.
“but I can picture Dr. Doom and Lex Luther in the kitchen, leaning against the counters facing each other, beer cups in hand and discussing world domination in quiet, casual tone.”
SOMEBODY MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
The worst part of Doom at any party is that always claims diplomatic immunity when you ask him to help clean up.
is cyclops’ entourage pre-schism or post-schism? because beast and iceman would be hella fun at my party. and it’s not a party until wolverine and sabretooth have tried to kill each other in your living room.
I would put up with Cyclops to have Emma Frost and Kitty Pryde in my house.
Cyclops is the guy that starts cleaning things up at 12:01 on News Year’s. “Ok, folks. The new year is here. Time to be responsible. If you’ve had an alcoholic beverage this evening, please give me your keys and we’ll have Pixie teleport you home.”
That’s the real reason you don’t want him there.
@TomSwift Bingo. Cyclops’ secondary mutation is the power of buzz kill.
hahaha. You’re right Ali.
You know who I wouldn’t want at my party? Jessica Fletcher.
Yeah, you’re right. Everytime she shows up somewhere, someone dies.
Hal Jordan would also try to hit on your underage cousin.
“Hey, 15 is legal in Brazil!”
I wouldn’t want Destiny of the Endless at my party. He’d get drunk and start telling us all what’s gonna happen next.
There are people who might think that inviting Logan is a bad idea, what with his legendary tolerance. Those people aren’t thinking outside of the box or have never been visited with the specter of crappy left over beers.
Logan always brings the beers.
For the love of God, someone just make sure they keep the Ouija board away from John Constantine…
And let him put his own damn coat on the guest room bed. Or better yet, don’t let him take it off.
I bet Ghost Rider would be cool at a party.
Sidenote: He is fine with roasting marshmallows for s’mores in his hell flame but if you let it drip on his skull he gets real huffy.
Major coup getting him to show up, though!
nice, i wouldn’t invite superman. he’s the type to take your keys even if you didn’t have anything to drink. i would make sure puck was there.
Nice list Timmy.
But apparently you and I have different impressions of Constantine and Jordan. They, along with Logan, would be at the top of my list. What does that say about me? Or you? Maybe I have a problem.
I swear to Christ that there was tens of John Constantines in Nashua, NH, where I grew up. Greasy, gin-soaked Anton LaVey guys… Maybe it’s a universal type, or maybe they’re all vessels of the same energy ?
Hmm…..I bet Gambit would be a great wingman at the party. I bet after I get a few drinks in Spiderwoman ……..we would be heading to the bedroom. I also think Storm and Wonder Woman would be fun at a party. I think Captain America would be Captain Cockblock at a party.