Smallville – S08E04 – Instinct

Tonight’s episode – Instinct

Last week rocked.  It really, truly did.  I feel like there is a show in there some where and the new overseers are getting very close to finding it.  It’s clearly not “Smallville” anymore what with most of the original cast gone (we’re down to just Clark and Chloe) and the show now taking place pretty much exclusively in Metropolis.  I think that Tad made an interesting point in the comment of a previous episode in that they are basically already doing Superman at this point and unless everything about the mythos radically changes, it doesn’t make sense in the world that they have created that Clark would ever put on the suit and have a secret identity.  Very interesting stuff to ponder.

This week Maxima comes a-looking for a mate, which is what Maxima does.

As always, I look forward to your thoughts, opinions, gripes, live-blogging, etc.

Comments

  1. spydermon spydermon says:

    I’m actually looking forward to an episode. I can’t pinpoint why, but I like this show again. Plus I read last weeks posting and it made me want to join in!!

  2. xebix xebix says:

    The Firefox plug-in "Reload Every" comes in handy for these.

  3. KawiRider KawiRider says:

    Nice outfit.

  4. KawiRider KawiRider says:

    I never get tired of that title sequence.  

  5. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    In these uncertain times, I am glad it was the asshole finance guy who got it.

  6. spydermon spydermon says:

    krypto!

  7. cyberauron cyberauron says:

    Whenw as the last time we see the dog

  8. Superyan Superyan says:

    I love that dog!

  9. KawiRider KawiRider says:

    No blue blur?  What happened?

  10. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    i thought he moved out and into metropolis.

  11. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    I suppose if anyone can commute from 100s of miles away…

  12. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    "wheelhouse!"  They used our word!

  13. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    I think that two things this show needs to do is

    1) Stop mentioning Lana

    2) Stop mentioning Lex

    It’s hard to move on when you keep talking about people not on the show anymore.

  14. spydermon spydermon says:

    i like clark in a suit

  15. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    who is maxima? I’m still learning the DCU.

    I just recently joined that club.

  16. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    Why do they dress jimmy like he’s on Two and a Half Men?  

  17. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    Jimmy finally shows up. After two episodes of no-show

  18. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    Of course Lois is a White Snake girl.  And of course that is hot.

  19. KawiRider KawiRider says:

    And he’s an Abba fan.

  20. Superyan Superyan says:

    what is that?  oh shit, is that her love letter?

  21. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    @PsycoreInc – Maxima.

  22. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    talk about bringing up the past!!!

  23. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    Geez, Jimmy… insecure much?  Girls LOVE that.

  24. Superyan Superyan says:

    Don’t be jealous Jimmy, thats where the trouble starts!

  25. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    Another thing this show needs to do

    3) Throw a lot of money at Michael Mckean and get him to come back as a regular (or semi-regular) as Perry White.  It would make the show 10x awesomer.

  26. spydermon spydermon says:

    hubba hubba

  27. Crippler Crippler says:

    Wasn’t there a Lois Whitesnake joke from a season or two ago?  Continuity! 

  28. KawiRider KawiRider says:

    I’ve been championing the Clark / Chloe hook up for years.  The two need to get it out of their system. 

  29. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    Yeah, I always quip when I encounter a burglar in my office.  

  30. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    @KawiRider – They already dated… for about five seconds.

  31. xebix xebix says:

    Damn. She’s like one of those psycho girlfriends. And I know psycho girlfriends.

  32. cyberauron cyberauron says:

    Wow Maxima is just how i pictured herm hot and crazy

  33. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    @conor- Thanks for the link. She seems really hard to defeat.

    @ paul- Thats how i make them leave, quip them til they can’t take it anymore.

  34. Superyan Superyan says:

    @Crippler – yes, there have been a couple whitesnake references.  she made clark a mix tape of whitesnake songs when she was under the influence of that lipstick on the valentines day episode and clark was on red K.

  35. Crippler Crippler says:

    @Conor – they can bring back Perry White once the writers decide that the head of Luthercorp has something better to do each day then editing a newspaper. 

  36. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    @Crippler – Hey, for YEARS Rupert Murdoch acted as the hands-on EIC of the New York Post.  It has been known to happen.

  37. Superyan Superyan says:

    @ Conor – agree 100%!  bring back michael mccean!  We need Perry White at this point!  "Perry" was one of my all time favorite episodes and he’d bring a great element to the show…

  38. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    @crippler- LIKE RULING THE WORLD!!!!

  39. Crippler Crippler says:

    @Superyan – That’s right!  Ha, that was a good episode! 

    Ok, so have we ever been able to reconcile the distance between Smallville and Metropolis? 

    Ah!  Is Maxima’s symbol a barrel of monkeys?

  40. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    Are these the only reporters who never write anything down?

  41. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    isn’t the black stuff on the ground look like the Budweiser symbol?

  42. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    Haha, it’s totally a barrel of monkeys symbol!

  43. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    Bartender ftw.  

  44. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    @Crippler – There as one episode in the early going (saeson one or two) where Clark and Lana went to the top of a water tower and they could see Metropolis from there, so it can’t be THAT far, which is something I’ve found to be really silly.

  45. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    @conor- they can remember eveyrthing, they’re reporters.

  46. Kimbo Kimbo says:

    no none locks their doors on this show!

  47. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    Silly geographically?  

  48. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    Boy, it sure is helpful that Chloe has all of Brainiac’s knowledge in her head.

  49. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    Isn’t metropolis like a neighbor to NYC?

  50. Kimbo Kimbo says:

    space viagra?

  51. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    @Paul – Yeah, it was way too close.  Sort of made Smallville a suburb of Metropolis.

  52. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    @PsycoreInc – Not on this show, it’s in Kansas.

  53. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    go for it jimmy

  54. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    Jimmy is totally thinking he hit the jackpot.

  55. spydermon spydermon says:

    does she have a mustache?

  56. Kimbo Kimbo says:

    Jimmy Olsen.

     

    Player. 

  57. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    Love apparently can withstand pheromones.

    Well maybe not.

  58. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    And just like that, Jimmy died.

  59. Superyan Superyan says:

    Damn this actress is forward with those kisses!?

  60. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    Wait, is this Maxima or Poison Ivy?

  61. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    That is one of the most well-lit night spots I’ve ever seen, by the way.

  62. Kimbo Kimbo says:

    nice this is one of the lots of powers episodes!

  63. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    It would be so funny if Jimmy died and Clark had to go to the pet store to buy Chloe a new Olson.  

  64. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    Uma Thruman/Poison Ivy?

    Nah.

  65. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    @PsycoreInc – No, what I mean is Poison Ivy’s kiss is deadly in the comics.

  66. Superyan Superyan says:

    @ Conor – off topic, but we just had a Max Payne commercial.  will ifanboy be revieiwing that?

  67. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    @paul-They have cage of olsons? Where I want to buy me one.

  68. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    @Superyan – Nah, PUNISHER, WHITEOUT, WATCHMEN… whenever any of those movies decide to come out.

  69. Kimbo Kimbo says:

    this club looks like a buddy’s basement more than a thriving uptown nightspot, but Smallville is in Kansas.

  70. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    I love the absurdist Skittles commercials.  They played the "Skittles (Midas) touch" one in my area.  

  71. smeeeeee smeeeeee says:

    yay another lex mention!

  72. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    @Paul – Mine too.  GREAT spot.

  73. Kimbo Kimbo says:

    I hate when peeps drop dimes on me for being such a techno wiz

  74. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    Next week we should keep a "Lex Count"

  75. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    Mercy can hire me to do whatever she wants.

  76. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    Boo Tess. Yay Lex

  77. Superyan Superyan says:

    clark, my chest feels like it was run over with a mac truck and damn my balls are blue!

  78. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    "I know you were with a woman, Jimmy."

    AWK-ward.

  79. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    I wonder if Chloe will end up being the only remaining original character on the show.  What if Tom Welling just left and they kept doing it?  Like Happy Days.  (Not a shark reference)

  80. smeeeeee smeeeeee says:

    omg this guy needs to grow some balls and get over chloe’s crush on clark

     

  81. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    God, Jimmy could you be more pathetic?  You’re laying in a hospital bed, so I guess not…

  82. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    Its hard seeing Jimmy and not think Robert Drake.

    Sometimes.

  83. Kimbo Kimbo says:

    why oh why is this Clark such a DOUCHE

  84. Superyan Superyan says:

    i still like when he calls him CK.  *LOIS & CLARK* REFERENCE

  85. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    So awkward.  

  86. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    They are just making him lamer ever since the "Jimmy Bond" episode.

  87. spydermon spydermon says:

    I forgot he was iceman …right?

  88. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    I wonder what car she drives???

  89. smeeeeee smeeeeee says:

    @ psycorelnc

     

    thats exactly what i think everytime i see him. LOL hes in the wrong universe 

  90. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    Aaron Ashmore (Jimmy) is the twin brother of Shawn Ashmore (Iceman)

  91. Superyan Superyan says:

    whoa!

  92. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    Gettin some in an elevator.

    Wasn’t that an 80 hair metal song?

  93. smeeeeee smeeeeee says:

    WHOA conor just blew my mind.

  94. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    "Love in an Elevator" – Aerosmith

  95. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    They should really play up the hormone overdose concept.  For the next few episodes, Jimmy should have really thick hair on his face and hands.  Like Robin Williams.  No one should mention it.  

  96. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    WOW, Lois is uber-jealous!  Awesome!

  97. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    Actual emotions from clark??? A rarity in this show.

  98. Superyan Superyan says:

    she was sleeping with the editor last year, she has no room to talk…

  99. Kimbo Kimbo says:

    so…besides getting a digital color copy of a club’s security cam footage…are there any cameras in the Daily Planet to catch all the shit that goes dawn there everyday?

  100. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    Lois, don’t speak your thoughts.  It makes the writers look like idiots.  

  101. xebix xebix says:

    @Psycorelnc I wouldnt classify Aerosmith as "hair metal".

  102. spydermon spydermon says:

    and then lois died

  103. Superyan Superyan says:

    Holy crap!  She just killed Lois!

  104. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    @ superyan- yeah but not in the elevator.

  105. smeeeeee smeeeeee says:

    for a sec i thought clark would catch her and reveal his secret

  106. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    @xebix- Weren’t they technically back in the 80s, you know pre-Armageddon.

  107. Superyan Superyan says:

    He’s already caught cars before..

  108. spydermon spydermon says:

    I want the new ipod!

  109. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    Yeah and look how that turned out…oh wait…it turned out fine.

  110. xebix xebix says:

    @Psycorelnc I don’t remember them being like that. Their music certainly didn’t sound like hair metal that I can recal. They have been around since the 70s. They will always be classic rock to me.

  111. spydermon spydermon says:

    are the commercials the same nation wide?

  112. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    I’d like to suggest a rewrite:

    ::Clark brushes the paperwork from his desk.  He and Maxima embrace.::

    MAXIMA: No.  Not here.

    CLARK: You’re right.  Lois’ desk?  

    ::They transform into the beast with two backs on Lois Lane’s desk. ::

    ::Cue Whitesnake:: 

    ::A fire starts for no reason.:: 

  113. Superyan Superyan says:

    Lois is one tough woman!

  114. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    @xebix- All i know is that they are old and you are right, they are classic rock to me too.

  115. smeeeeee smeeeeee says:

    yay she said "lois and clark"

  116. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    Lois has some really terrible metaphors.  

  117. Kimbo Kimbo says:

    um…so when are the writer’s going to start showing that attraction?  

  118. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    SHOOT HER!!!!

  119. xebix xebix says:

    Having lots of red dots all over you is never a good thing.

  120. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    @Kimbo – They actually have done a really good job of planting seeds and glimmers of Lois and Clark being into each other.

  121. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    "Were you once…a man?"

  122. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    @xebix – Yeah, that usually requires penicillin.

  123. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    So love really does concur all.

  124. smeeeeee smeeeeee says:

    LMAO clarks implying mercy is a man!

  125. Kimbo Kimbo says:

    @PaulMongomery- in my mind, that’s exactly what happened, god bless you sir.

  126. Superyan Superyan says:

    Thats my fortress seed lady, give it back!

  127. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    Clark has a really nice desk for a copy boy.  Also, he never actually does any copy boy stuff.

  128. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    "Bring it bitch!" – Fantastic!

  129. smeeeeee smeeeeee says:

    wow clarks back in red

  130. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    Lois has the cutest head wound.  

  131. Kimbo Kimbo says:

    she is wearing a horrible wig

  132. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    Back in the red coat/cape.

    Damn!

  133. Superyan Superyan says:

    last son of krypton!  sweet

  134. spydermon spydermon says:

    all my exs are redheads…they are all crazy. Thank god I married a brunett

  135. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    They should have Wonder Woman kick her ass.

  136. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    Why does he have two wardrobes!?

  137. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    If Maxima really wanted Clark she should move in next door and then totally ignore him for a few years and then get a jerk boyfriend while stringing Clark along for years.  And then they can have an off again, on again thing and then we can all kill ourselves.

  138. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    His face when he says, "I don’t want you." is hysterical.  

  139. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    @Paul – Copy boys don’t make shit – that suit he got took up all his paycheck!

  140. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    @ conor- Claxima

  141. smeeeeee smeeeeee says:

    where did he send her? the phantom zone?

  142. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    @Conor – Quote of the night.  

  143. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    Clark should just send both himself and Lana to the Phantom Zone.  Then maybe it could work out.  

  144. Superyan Superyan says:

    I think she got sent back upon his rejection.

  145. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    Yeah I blinked and then she got sucked away. What happened?

  146. Kimbo Kimbo says:

    well that was anti-climactic.  

  147. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    Who wouldn’t want to mack on an alien goddess? I know i would.

  148. Superyan Superyan says:

    this is some SERIOUS continuity!

  149. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    @kimbo-I concur.

  150. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    Aaaaand I have that letter in my purse.

  151. Kimbo Kimbo says:

    suuuuuuure you don’t Chloe

  152. smeeeeee smeeeeee says:

    LOL i remember that episode too when she read that letter to him.

  153. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    "you blew it bub" what is she wolverine now?

  154. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    I’m sure Jimmy will be thrilled.  

  155. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    They want to bring Maxima back for future shows so they left her fate nebulous.

  156. Kimbo Kimbo says:

    I can already hear the DVD commentary "I had to study for two week for this scene, it was so much fun.."

  157. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    Was that the Karate Kid from the 31st century?

  158. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    So, wait… Chloe is going to press charges for Mercy walking into her place but… Chloe… walked into Mercy’s place…

  159. Superyan Superyan says:

    @conor – i hope she comes back for revenge!  did Maxima take the crystal???

  160. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    Not a flattering shirt.

  161. Kimbo Kimbo says:

    Hey Lois…why’d you drive three hours to my parent’s barn?

  162. spydermon spydermon says:

    has lois has a nose job?

  163. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    Lois’ body language is totally telling in this scene.  Good stuff.

  164. smeeeeee smeeeeee says:

    mercy walked in with no one so she broke in. chloe walked in while mercy was tehre so it wasnt braking and entering

  165. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    THEN OPEN YOUR DAMN EYES!!! SHE’S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!!

  166. Superyan Superyan says:

    @ spydermon – No, her hair is darker and straighter this year..

     I LOVE LOIS this year!

  167. Kimbo Kimbo says:

    "When the right girl walks into your life you’ll have three more seasons before she becomes the main focus of your affections."

  168. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    Because tempting fate is good tv drama!

  169. Superyan Superyan says:

    X ?????????

  170. PsycoreInc PsycoreInc says:

    Computer Lex?

  171. xebix xebix says:

    X?

  172. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    Professor Xavier?

  173. smeeeeee smeeeeee says:

    X-23??

  174. Kimbo Kimbo says:

    hmmm..next week looks pretty rough

  175. spydermon spydermon says:

    Racer X?

  176. Kimbo Kimbo says:

    all in all this felt the most SUPERMAN-ish of the Smallville episodes I’ve seen I must say.

  177. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    Great intro to this week’s Office.  I’m just going to continue live-blogging.  

  178. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    i miss Toby.  

  179. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    Take THE OFFICE to the forums!

  180. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    FASCIST!  

  181. Superyan Superyan says:

    I give this episode 5 out of 5 thrown cars through the streets of Metropolis!

  182. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    Two really good ones in a row.

  183. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    You know what this means.  Next week is totally gonna be filler.  

  184. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    I hate you.

  185. Tork Tork says:

    Hahahahahaha!

  186. IroncladMerc says:

    @Conor: Copy boy? I think he’s writing obits, at least he was in one recent episode.

  187. Conor Kilpatrick conor (@cskilpatrick) says:

    @IroncladMerc – Except that his boss (Mercy) called him the copy boy (which makes sense for someone who hasn’t graduated from college yet– oh, nevermind).  Either way, neither he nor Lois do whatever their real jobs are.

  188. Paul Montgomery PaulMontgomery (@fuzzytypewriter) says:

    The writing staff should take a day trip to a newspaper office.  

     

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