This is the kind of trailer that makes me eat a freshly slain antelope on the roof of a Eurovan. Or something.
Here, courtesy of Syfy is the teaser trailer for Conan the Barbarian, starring Jason Mamoa, Ron Perlman, Rose McGowan, Stephen Lang, and Rachel Nichols.
And a whole lot of smoke.
Really hoping for a sword and sandal slamdunk. But even if it doesn't turn out that way, all they've gotta do is release it theatrically with the John Milius and Arnold Schwarzenegger DVD commentary from the 1982 film adaptation, and they're set.