iFanboy’s 2011 Holiday Gift Guide: The Expensive Stuff

Red and green. They say the official colors of Christmas were chosen because we spend til we bleed. It also had to do with holly branches, but that’s not the metaphor I need right now.

We round out our week of holiday gift guides with the highest of high end goodies. The wallet-busting deluxe editions so appropriate to the economic climate. Consider this your Sky Mall catalog of yuletide comics decadence.

For its rich, rich marrow:

The Complete Bone in Color

We’re pretty sure they consulted the guys who saved Apollo 13 to develop the binding technology that made this mammoth omnibus possible. Over 1300 pages rendered in color to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Jeff Smith’s fantasy epic Bone. The previous single volume edition in black and white remains pretty dope, but the quality of this slipcased hardcover edition with its lush colors makes it an absolute landmark. It certainly doesn’t hurt that it’s one of the most impressive tales in American comics, all told through a singular voice. ($90 on Amazon)

You need reasons? How about five?

Parker the Martini Edition

The first two entries in Darwyn Cooke’s sensational adaptation of Westlake’s Parker saga are bigger and better than ever in this deluxe slipcase. Appropriately black and blue, and outfitted with sumptuous bonus material, it’s the Miles Davis bootlegs of your premium comics collection. It’s the first thing you want to grab before slapping on a getaway face and starting your new life as a mug with principles. ($75 retail, and a merciful $47.25 on Amazon)

For Asgard!

Thor by Walt Simonson Omnibus

The definition of definitive. Had the Thor story begun and ended with these pages, it’d still be legend. From the arrival of Beta Ray Bill, a chance meeting with Clark Kent, the death of Odin, and an amphibious transformation, this is a bona fide epic. Clocking in at over 1000 pages, it’s also worthy of the tome moniker. If they loved the flick and want to see a master storyteller at his peak, Simonson’s Thor hammers it home. ($70.45)

For…we seriously have no idea, but we like talking about it.

DC The New 52 Omnibus

Earlier this week, Josh C. rounded up some gift ideas for the fan who has everything. This? It’s for the fan who needs everything. All 52 #1 issues of DC Comics’ 2011 relaunch are packaged together in a 1200+ page behemoth. It retails for $150, making it one of the pricier samplers yet printed. It’s hard to say if a new reader would benefit from this anthology of teasers, but as a keepsake, it’s about as comprehensive a time capsule for DC comics in 2011 as you’ll find in one place. ($89.99 on Amazon)

For Johnny, man! We’ll do it for Johnny!

The fantastic Four by John Byrne Omnibus

If John Byrne’s tenure with Marvel’s First Family is the second most popular Fantastic Four run in history, it’s only because he’s going toe-to-toe with the King himself. But if you want to go a little more modern than a Stan Lee script, this is your jam. This one also features relevant issues of Alpha Flight, Avengers, and Spectacular Spider-Man. ($77.17)

For those who smell like teen spirit:

The New Teen Titans Omnibus vol. 1

If Red Hood and the Outlaws has you less hot than bothered, consider revisiting the iconic 80s series that put the Star in Starfire. Dick Grayson comes into his own as captain of The New Teen Titans, a team that once vied for supremacy with the irrepressible X-Men. Next year’s second volume leads us into “The Judas Contract,” which Conor rightly suggests as the coolest name for a superhero story just about ever. Off the shelf, it goes for about 75 clams, but online it can be had for a price that practically disqualifies it from this list. ($41.40)

For Doop, when it happens.

X-Statix

What’s weird and wild and Allred all over? It’s the X-Statix by Peter Milligan and Mike Allred. Big Two superhero comics had never been so bizarre, and this motley crew of mutants set a new tone for subversion. Combine Milligan’s wild, gross-out scripts with art from Allred, Darwyn Cooke, Sean Phillips, Duncan Fegredo, Paul Pope, Nick Dragotta, and Phillip Bond…and you’ve got money well spent. ($74.55)

Comments

  1. Firevine Firevine says:

    I want most of these, so forwarding this to my girlfriend, thanks!

  2. Gerry Lopez Gerry Lopez says:

    Looking forward to the collected #2′s from DC.

  3. Blargo Blargo says:

    Why would anyone want that New 52 Omnibus…?

  4. srh1son srh1son says:

    My post Christmas shopping is for me. I am enforcing for myself a strict 1 omnibus/absolute a month rule. FF by Byrne in January, then X-Statix in February. I bought a bunch of the Teen Titans issues during that Comixology sale a few weeks ago, so I’m not too concerned about picking up that hardcover.

  5. $90 for The Complete Bone is a pretty good deal (thats what she said). =p

    I’m really thinking about getting that book.

  6. Bryce31 Bryce31 says:

    I saw a copy of the New 52 hardcover at the Isotope Batwoman party, it’s massive.

  7. Basically there are 7 expensive things on this list and I want 6 of them. Damn.

  8. Kmanifesto says:

    That Byrne collection would be nice!

  9. I would love to have that John Byrne FF omnibus

  10. j206 j206 says:

    I got the Parker Martini Edition. WOW, just WOW! It’s gorgeous. By far the most attractive, coolest book I own. And for less than $50 on Amazon? That’s a crazy good buy! Trust me on this. Well trust Paul at least, because his word holds much more weight. It’s a must buy.

  11. Man, I’ve wanted that X-Statix Omnibus since the moment I heard about it. I had no idea until the Ifanboy video show on Allred that he ever did any big two superhero stuff! Supercool.

  12. filippod filippod (@filippodee) says:

    X-Statix (and the preceding X-Force run) were awesome. If I didn’t already have the floppies I’d be all over it. Heck, if I had the money I’d still be all over it. Even if omnibuses so huge (1200 pages!) are not very comfortable to read. In Italy it’s going to be reprinted in seven paperbacks!

  13. zombox zombox says:

    I want pretty much all or that. I own several bits anyway.

  14. Maty. Maty. says:

    That Teen Titans book looks pretty fun. They live in a “T” !