I Defy You To Be More Creeped Out Today: Pregnant Batman

I'm not sure I can go on with comics after I've seen this.  I'm sorry, and I'll miss you all.


 

 

I'm not sure if thank you is the right term, but it came from The Daily What.

Comments

  1. WheelHands WheelHands says:

    What the FUCK?! I just threw up a little.

  2. You guys really haven’t been around certain segments of fandom if that shocks you.  Believe me, there’s worse!

  3. trobinson79 trobinson79 says:

    Wow, this really is shocking – that sun’s way too close to Earth :)

  4. ChrisB ChrisB says:

    i thought only someone like wonder woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid

  5. Thomas Katers ThomasKaters says:

    A story from Earth-Finally

  6. Jeff Reid JeffR (@JeffRReid) says:

    I’m guessing they chose the moon to have their baby in order to get away from the unflattering lens of the paparazzi and the prying eyes of the American public. Let them have their love in peace!

  7. mrlogical mrlogical says:

    Well, this is clearly inaccurate, as the most recent Superman movie clearly established that Clark is a deadbeat dad.  He’d be sneaking off to the Phantom Zone or something the second he caught sight of that.

  8. SpiderTitan SpiderTitan says:

    This is just wrong, very very wrong. This is more disturbing than Lady Gaga’s Alejandro music video. Ughhh

  9. This is so awesome, so wrong, and so awesome.

  10. MoniBolis MoniBolis says:

    Oh no, no, no!!!! This is just wrong…

  11. Sparkles Sparkles says:

    :O riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight excuse me while my head explodes…

  12. drakedangerz drakedangerz says:

    I hope it’s a girl.

  13. As awesome as i found this someone should find the artist and at least put him on some form of medication

  14. Slockhart Slockhart says:

    Well I guess no one ever said that can’t happen…

  15. marshak75 marshak75 says:

    Yeah, since I defy this, I’m going to say that this is an Elseworlds tale where Wonder Woman became Batwoman and wears a full cowl.

  16. Smasher Smasher says:

    @ ThomasKaters 

    "A story from Earth-Finally"

    You funny.

  17. ChrisG ChrisG says:

    I guess Bruce was tired of adopting.

  18. drakedangerz drakedangerz says:

    You know, this demonstrates what Morrison has been saying throughout his whole run: Batman can do anything. He is the best of humanity, and nothing is impossible for this man to accomplish. So you’re damn right that he would figure out how to get pregnant! I expect nothing less from the dark knight.

  19. This is screwed up and i don’t appreciate infusing Alien Nation into the DCU. =)

    i’ve seen and heard worse. Joe Shuster became a straight up erotic fetish cartoonist after he got effed out of the rights to Superman. They published a book on his stuff, but from what i heard, some of it was too extreme to even publish. 

     

  20. stuclach stuclach says:

    He’s gonna be a soccer player, yes he is.

  21. LadyTartan LadyTartan says:

    That was not what I wanted to see when I just woke up.

  22. wulfstone wulfstone says:

    Thanks for sharing, Do you know how much drinking I’m going to have to do to forget this image?

  23. This is all probably part of one of Batman’s elaborate plans to bring down crime, or something.

  24. Meh. I’ve seen worse.

  25. I’m reminded of Brodie’s "Man Of Steel coitus" argument from Mallrats. But like drakedangerz said, he’s Batman! He can find a way to maintain a Krytonian baby within his womb!

  26. ed209AF ed209AF says:

    great now i’m gonna need replacement eye surgery

  27. JesTr JesTr says:

    Batman is a cheating bastard!!! Come on, what about Robin? Dispicable!!!

  28. queenrikki queenrikki says:

    If this becomes a regular feature, I will love you all forever.

  29. Neb Neb says:

    That looks like a Robert Smigel cartoon in the making…

  30. Ali Colluccio WonderAli (@WonderAli) says:

    I feel like this would make more sense if Supes was pregnant.

    Also… my eyes! MY EYES!

  31. Ruo21 Ruo21 says:

    I see the Bat’s mammary glands are developing just fine.

  32. Mangaman Mangaman says:

    Hmmm, just how the hell is Bruce going to fight crime like that and keep his secret identity?

    Also, I’m SO glad I bought that Batman Beyond annual, because I’m NEVER picking up another Batman/Superman title again.

  33. KickAss KickAss says:

    Is Superman the father?…or Robin?…or Conor?  ;)

  34. So I’ve asked around, and apparently this type of fan art is common! It’s called M-Preg, and is very common in the Yaoi fan art circles.

  35. Jesse1125 Jesse1125 says:

    I wouldn’t mind it so much if Bruce didn’t have that "You complete me " grin on his faceoh between the two Bats is definitely a bottom

  36. edward edward says:

    Superman is going to be pissed when the baby is born half martian

  37. Anville Anville says:

    This is absurd!!! Everyone knows that only Chuck Norris is strong enough to bear the baby of Superman!

  38. Meredith Meredith says:

    Maybe it’s a beer belly?

  39. captbastrd captbastrd says:

     @ChrisG

    "I guess Bruce was tired of adopting."

    Ha!!

  40. droracle droracle says:

    How..how can I unsee this?!?

  41. kaufman1972 kaufman1972 says:

    Warner Bros should greenlit this movie also.

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