Happy Fourth of July!

Let’s make sure your 4th is less like this:



And more like this:



Don’t blow off any fingers out there, ya morons.

Comments

  1. smeeeeee smeeeeee says:

    MY GOD that liefeld Cap is HORRID!

  2. TMacken TMacken says:

    Such a heartwarming sentiment, thanks for caring Josh.

  3. chlop chlop says:

    @smeeeeee – is it better to have a giant bulge?

    It looks like what’s-her-face is trying to give cap his gun – like he’s some kid on a school day’s morning. She’s blocking Namor from reaching him first, while Iron Man is thinking of what tactic to use while tripping and karate chopping the other people.

    Also cap seems to be wearing really short pants above his long ones, and he’s holding them using a belt. Doesn’t make any sense. 

  4. DavidB DavidB says:

    When were they going to announce that Cap had a bum boob job?  Seriously, couldn’t the plastic surgeons tell that they made one just a tad bit bigger than the other?

  5. English says:

    I think Cap has a massive tumor in his chest, and talk about your square jaw on that man.

  6. Simmons Simmons says:

    awww that was funny. :)

  7. har13quin har13quin says:

    surely chlop is not suggesting the liefeld is the better image? Liefeld just has no clue about perspective.

  8. Crippler Crippler says:

    I’ve often thought, when looking at this image, that what chlop is saying is correct.  It looks like that Cap design has shorts, but they were always just coloured the same as the pants.  I wonder if the original costume design called for shorts?  It wouldn’t have been unusual amongst the other designs. 

    Oh and I’m not American, but I’m still celebrating the 4th -  American employer.  So, yay for long weekends! 

  9. odino1 odino1 says:

    It’s really true that steroids cause impotence.

    Huge breast, completely flat under the belt…

  10. Jim Jim says:

    Aw, I didn’t need to see that. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

  11. OttoBott OttoBott says:

    Happy Independence Day to all!

  12. hbkhumanity hbkhumanity says:

    You could fit a grill on his chest.

  13. jmstump jmstump says:

    His chest bugs me but the fact that he either has a tiny arm or half of one frightens me.

  14. savinglala savinglala says:

    That Liefeld Cap is like nothing I’ve ever seen.

    My friends wife bought him that Cap 100 issue for him for their first anniversary.  I picked it up for her at Heroes Con.

  15. ohcaroline ohcaroline says:

     My friend made a comic, "The Adventures of Rob Liefeld’s Captain America":

     http://pics.livejournal.com/spuffyduds/pic/0000pbzs/

  16. Aquaman Aquaman says:

    much love ifanboy =)

  17. Welcome to Erf.

  18. Hank says:

    ha.  my brother saw his friend blow free fingers off 8 years ago today.  my brother’s friend is not the smartest guy

  19. BenBugenig BenBugenig says:

    Mommy? Why does have Captain America have boobs?

    I’m honestly surprised that Marvel would let art like that get by. Did somebody seriously look at that and go, "Wow, now this is Captain America, bulky chest and all!"? Plus the extra symbol on his forehead is just redundant. 

  20. ArchMerc ArchMerc says:

    Liefeld’s Cap could fit a full five course dinner on his chest.

  21. edward edward says:

    I’ll let you in on a little secret.

    the first image is how the rest of the world saw america when goerge w. bush was in charge. The second image is what we thought of you when Kennedy was kicking around. Now that you have a new guy, we’re leaning more towards the second image again

    (written and spoken by edward on behalf of the entire globe excluding Afghanisatn, North Korea and Hugo Chavaz. Authorised by no-one)

     happy 4th of july, iFanbase

  22. Crucio Crucio says:

    He needs a mighty big chest to fit a heart that large.

    Thanks for the Canada Day shout out. Happy Independence Day. 

  23. Adam Adam says:

    Everyday at my house is Canada Day. 

  24. OttoBott OttoBott says:

    re: Captain A – Always one of my favorite examples of Liefeld’s work, but a year or so ago I was told that maybe it wasn’t bad made-up anatomy so much as badly selected and intergrated photoreference?

    Now I sort of want to see Greg Land use the same image in Uncanny X-Men somewhere.

  25. Animalvader1 Animalvader1 says:

    @Ottobot–Photoreference? Who did he get to model, Dolly Parton? LOL

     

    @Chlop- Dude, that’s one of the most classic Marvel covers of all time done by none other then Jack "The King" Kirby. It’s the comic equivalent to overly criticizing Michelangelo’s Last Supper

  26. Hoshigaki Hoshigaki says:

    Maybe Cap’s chest isn’t huge.  Maybe Cap’s head is actually the size of an orange.

  27. Animalvader1 Animalvader1 says:

    The two images are a great example of perspective. Kirby was awesome at perspective, and Cap 100 proves it. You can easily see who ocupies what space in the 3 dimentional layout for that scene. Where as in the RL pic, you can’t even tell if Cap is standing slightly askew to his profile and Liefeld just flat out forgot to draw his left arm and shoulder, or if he really thinks Cap’s chest is THAT big in a straight up profile. Ether way, it’s just BAD!

  28. stew stew says:

    Captain Boob-Tumor! Eurgh!

  29. mikeandzod21 mikeandzod21 says:

    cap’s really glad he got rid of those implants

  30. Neb Neb says:

    Nice! I thought Cap Reborn had some great Cap drawings in it.

  31. Unoob Unoob says:

    Hail Captain Chesticles!

  32. I bet you Liefeld’s Cap makes Shatterstar horny. OHHHHHHH SNAP!

  33. mikeandzod21 mikeandzod21 says:

    even the shield has muscles

  34. chlop chlop says:

    @Animalvader1 – they’re facing away from the view, and they’re all in the same side. Passing the salt is a chore. Leonardo was the Liefeld of his time – all grandioze and no realism.

  35. You heard it folks, no boobs on the 4th.

  36. vadamowens vadamowens says:

    busty cap is hot.  someone kill rob

  37. Unoob Unoob says:

    THis just in! Jenna Jameson to get leading role in the upcoming Captain America movie!

  38. Unoob Unoob says:

    OMG I just realized! Rob has Cap actually trying to swallow his upper lip! What the Hell did we (The comic community) ever see in this guy? I mean Todd, and Jim Lee, I can see. But wtf were we thinking?

  39. CATR CATR says:

    ROFL

    There just can’t be a 4th of july withouth Liefeld’s magnificent chest!

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  41. rayclark rayclark says:

    hott

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