Hostess knows comic fans. They're not putting out vegan JLA meatless burgers. Oh no. Hostess says, "let's give them something entirely unnatural, and likely a little bit disgusting."
I found these images on The Cool Kids Table, and had to share immediately.
First up, we've got Green Lantern GloBalls, a name that's far, far too easy to make jokes about, so I'll leave you to it. It looks like it's some creme (as opposed to cream) filled chocolate cakes, covered in marshmallow and bright fucking green coconut bits. Nummy num nums.
Next, Hostess has concocted something a little more familiar with their Flash Cakes. Looks like your standard Hostess Cupcake, with Flash colored "frosting" and yellow sprinkles, having the exact opposite effect on your speed as Barry's connection with the speed force does. I'm gonna just assume Ethan Van Sciver designed these.
All right, report in. Who's already eaten them?